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#NewRelease #FairytaleRetellings #SnowQueen #shapeshifters #romance #romantasy marcherwitch.com/snowbear/ buy links here and in replies! Vala returns for vengeance but ends up having to save the man she thought betrayed her from a creature out of horror stories.

here's one, #writers #histrom #romance #regencyromance who has some heroes who roll out of bed at 2pm? enough misty rides through hyde park at 7am... give me some: hugh laurie as george iv: what time is it? blackadder: three in the afternoon, sir Giv: thank god, i thought i'd overslept!

lmao i love that 20 other people in less than 20 minutes have gone "...yeeeeah" over my declaration that i'd kill michael fassbender for being too energetic first thing...

this is hilarious, my brain keeps trying to find ways to make me feel bad about doing my first author signing and i'm like POW! the event organiser was lovely and her team were sweet!! POW! the other authors liked me! POW! people bought my books! fuck you, depression, i am armoured!!!

GOOD NEWS! the waiting room has a corner behind the vending machine where i can sit on the floor...

me and the regular group who likes my posts:

Jesus Hairy sledgehammering Christ. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS ABOUT YOUR OWN CHILD. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PARENT-- Sorry. Waaaay too early for all caps ranting. But MAJOR fucking Parenting Fail, right there.

#BadRomanceIdeas Pho Pas Sukie opens a vietnamese restaurant after her gap year there despite not actually having restaurant experience or... cooking experience... Hana agrees to be the chef and face of the restaurant but she has conditions... and hoops Sukie must junp through...

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME FIVE GUYS NOW DOES MEZZO MIX?!? i no longer have ro sneakily make it myself ..

first ever author signing went really well... @courtneymilan.com thanks again for your part in luring me to romance and encouraging me! @kirutaye.bsky.social thank you for believing in my writing and publishing me! i threw people at LAP as often as i could!

went to my first author signing... 4 photos... when to plantasia tropical zoo... 40 photos... in my defense... sneks and merrcats...

once again having to remind myself that muttering "ffs, welshie" at myself hits different when i'm in swansea, surrounded by people with the nickname welshie... it's like yelling "oliver" in hyde park...

#BadRomanceIdeas typo

#BadRomanceIdeaa Unrelatable Narrator two super rich characters fall in love while on a yacht...

just yelled begone thot at my bra when i got back to the hotel... when one doesn't go out often, one forgets just how hateful bras are... bitch...

will do a full breakdown at some point but i want to say this: if you have to do a book signing, try and find one run by alice le roux!

I don't have false, and I used fake in a recent snip. So let's go with the French equivalent, faux. From my sci-fi conspiracy story. #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity

#wipsnips like t'other day... they know each other in every way except that they're already in love... they're trying to change that in chapter six and i'm fighti g them on it...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH #IndieLoveWales #firsteverbooksigning #help

turned out i wasn't the only person spiralling and that helped me stop because MUSS HELP FREN kicked in... was fine til coyote cranked up the music and i started having uni flashbacks but again, all autistic so nope nope nope! but just lovely fucking people! looking forward not dreading!

tbc: tbey're lovely. i'm just... anxious as fuck about meeting people... note: next time... pens for merch!

so have set up my stuff at brangwen hall for my first book signing event #IndieLoveWales and now i am sitting in sick, anxiety riddled autistickness too scared to talk to people I HAVE BEENSPAMMING WITH NONSENSE ALL DAY IN THE GROUP CHAT... hilp...

feuerschwantz's cover of I See Fire is absolutely banger in this wind!

fresh griddled welshcakes from swansea indoor market! so... fucking... good... * chocolate chip not raisins cos ick...

There’s a few trans people I’ve known since before they transitioned (or before I did for that matter) and god it really is magic. Beyond even hormones, I think a trans girl has a certain glow after starting her transition, and I fucking love it.

if in your posed chummy photo someone is a full foot from you... should you use that as your "we're in this together" poster?

kiru taye golden angel

#WIPSnips | rattle One of those moments where Sabbat and Viola are a lot more on the same wavelength than Sabbat and Archer (though, to be fair, Archer not wanting to make light of the fact Sabbat's dying is more than understandable) ( saranadosfiction.com/2023/03/25/s... )

Do people yell out "Cor!" while having sex in this book? I must know.

#WIPSnips the wind up to making out against the pantry door

english hotels: our sniffer dogs found a kitkat wrapper in your bin so we're charging you 12.50 welsh hotels: you gettin' takeout? tidy! let us know and we'll get you some cutlery! lovely job!

the full body clamour of emotion when a welsh medievalist goes through y fenni...

all due love and respect to @transportforwales.bsky.social 's passenger assistance people, they have been wonderful amid my very, very autistic flapping...

me: listening to romance asmr quietly while writing romance asmr going to a romance book signing with my romance books also me: *is aromantic* i liken it to horror fans who don't actually want to be chased by jason vorhies...

every purchase of Snowbear this weekend goes to the welshie fund for chinese food and bakeries while i'm away in swansea at #IndieLoveWales i intend to talk a lot about the experience of taking my anxiety disorder and autism to an author signing event so... +waves hands+

It's Book Quote Wednesday! This week's word is 'clear,' and here's a snippet from my cozy-spooky romantasy novella A Waltz of Sinister Import, in which Margaret has received a mysterious gift from an unknown benefactor. Snap it up now: books2read.com/waltzSinister #romancelandia #bookqw

omg i forgot the best #VampireTheMasquerade bit... was talking to my couple of millennia year old NPC bf about him checking on some sleeping friends and GM was all: "pshhhhhh, c'mooooon, do i really need to roll? he has full celerity!" anyway diceroller once again chose #TheFunniestThing

rakuten's viki notices vpns with the alacrity of a husband noticing his wife's haircut... "wait... are... are you using a vpn?" have been for 12 episodes, thanks for noticing...