Marcus Morris

Dolly Parton was just so damn kind. She was a teacher. She didn’t have to be so kind. She was talented, smart, gorgeous and successful. She grew up dirt poor in Appalachia and was proof you can just be kind.

Needed this as I am overthinking my new faculty role in an all white department in an academic space where I absolutely deserve to be. Thanks, @profkori.bsky.social

MTG is resigning on Jan 5 since Jan 6 is a holiday for her.

🍅🍅🍅 Men shouldn’t get a day or an hour. Not even a minute.

I bet it’s so hot bc the portal to hell was opened for Hulk Hogan.

The news today is so damn disgusting. Find the joy where you can and pray for the end of this system of violence and power.

I hope he gets the Great Depression.

It should be required.

Not the Passing Pope.

I really need @crissle.com to have a standing appointment with Ms Tina for a hair trim. This episode is a gem!

I went to the movies this afternoon to see In The Mood For Love. It never gets old. Truly the most beautiful film.

Been in Western NC for a few days and every man is 20 or 60. Or straight. 🍅🍅🍅

Oh wow! I need to hear her do Baby Suggs sermon in The Clearing. My only reference is Beah Richards, who was genius as always.

Living Single.

The 1964 hit "As Tears Go By," penned by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, made her a star, but Marianne Faithfull demonstrated a remarkable ability to change with the times.

Now I’m so goddamn sick. I taught my 8am with a fever and I will never do that again. Also, I wish I had bought popsicles on my way home.

So many of my students have been sick all week and I just coughed for the first time.

A visual of me trying to learn the teaching portal at a new university.

Solution: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I wore a coat and hoodie while teaching today. It was -5 when I woke up. I miss Summer.

Where are the new Luigi’s? Some of these white men need to step up to the plate and step into their destiny!

They paid for the invitation.

I’m teaching at a new university this semester and to obtain a parking decal so I don’t get a ticket, I have to go to the police station. I’m sitting in this small town police station and wondering why HR isn’t handling this?

She should promote everyone’s movies to have a reason to do more interviews.

It has been consistently below freezing for 2 weeks. Please wrap this shit up.

Free the damn soap!

I start teaching at a new college today and as a treat I decided to get a coffee instead of making it at home(resolution). This little town where the school is located has one coffeehouse and the only cold brew is lavender flavored. 😩🙃 I’ll never get coffee here again.

Seduce the husband while she’s performing. And put her ass in jail for battery and destruction of property for the last situation.

I need to find a breakfast that I don’t have to cook, isn’t something I have to get at a restaurant or cafe, and can sustain me until 2pm(after my 11am lecture). Also, test driving bringing my own coffee to campus since my options are Starbucks or the museum cafe that is $7 a latte.

“Greetings!” in a Monday 9am email is doing a lot.

I have been thinking about the Mexican iced mocha I had last week. Like, it was perfect.

Tonight the man I had a fling with after my marriage ended 13 years ago texted me out of the blue. That his marriage ended last year. My therapist has to show up to WORK tomorrow. 🙃

It should be illegal to purchase a seat for a child on a plane without the guardian in the next seat. It should be especially illegal to ask people to switch seats with you so can sit next to your child.

Fucking Winter.

Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?

I hate my new flannel sheets. It feels like sleeping in a damn oven.

Morning thoughts: When the revolution happens, my only suggestion is that men should not be allowed to be in leadership positions for 5 millennia. Like, do not let men fuck up the future.

Ok, let’s wrap this football shit up.

Oh yes, FB reminding me of when I got married in December, 16 years ago. Thank you for reminding me of a marriage that ended. Lolllll

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Biden Pardons Luigi Pleading Not Guilty Matt Gaetz Ethics Report The news is A LOT today. It’s only 10am.

Our system is so broken. He should be selling stuff nobody wants to buy on Instagram. Not in jail.

I decided to go out in 25 degree weather, had 2 Manhattans and feel great. I never wanna go outside again though.

If you give me a reason to not show up to an event, I promise I’ll take it. Especially if it’s 25 degrees outside.

Glorilla Lurburry

One thing about me: I will stress out @theferocity.bsky.social with some hood shit. I may have gone too far this time, but I simply refuse to believe Dave Blunts isn’t AI.

Luigi Mangione:

“Mystery women” being a line item has me on the floor.

I will repost this anytime I see it! Theeee icon Dorinda!