Mark Nathaniel

Using an #antiICE rhyme as my #youtube debut. Just a regular guy trying to speak up locally. This was an excerpt from an #openmic. #spokenword #abolishICE

BlueSky has for kind of users

Cue sad violin

Q: “Can AI improve hail forecasts?” - from a local news headline. Answer: kindly shut the fuck up.

No, not with that face!! Me encountering an apolitical or moderate on a dating app. Conservatives get direct messages about being ugly inside and out.

Yoga Buti for booty beauty

Take the best song from each of weezer’s ten previous albums and you get one dope ass album.

It’s never raining in Seinfeld

This was the greatest smackdown I’ve ever seen at a town hall.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

The face that launched a thousand ships…that’s a euphemism right?

I hear katie zacharia has bad IBS

Can't wait til the Tesla Roadster self flying algorithm breaks containment and crashes directly into the crowd at the next demonstration.

this is everyone in maga www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

Caught a guy mouthing the words to The Reason by Hoobastank while at the gym today. But don’t worry, I alerted the floor manager who immediately pantsed the perpetrator and revoked his membership, as is tradition.

I eat ritz by the motherfuckin sleeve yo

who's here in 2026?

Saw a commercial for the Ritz-Carlton yacht collection. Is there a fucking sale? What is this?

I need a blowfish and someone named Darius stat. Don’t ask what I’m up to.

Please make a tv show not about wealth inequality. Thank you.

Most TV now is just people on their phones. Nice try TV. I’m not going to get off my phone to watch someone on their phone. Unless they’re texting me. Go work on that.

Suffering from erectile function is a serious issue for men. The afflicted can barely get out of bed all day. Meanwhile, establishment corporate media shills are continuously stroking the erectile dysfunction boom-bust cycle, thus pushing an already raw soft spot in the culture over the edge.

The show Madmen appears to be primarily an ASMR of butts squishing on leather furniture.

Does this AbTronic pulsing ab belt even work?

Don’t judge yourself. Give grace. Then again, don’t NOT judge yourself, as your choices require judgement to understand and improve your circumstance. Instead, just join the circus. Or the army. Or the resistance. Maybe join a meetup for bored dorks. have an affair while skydiving, perhaps.

Watching madmen for the first time. It’s way soapier than I imagined.

This headline speaks for itself.

Ben folds five should fight death cab for cutie to the …death. Surely this thought has crossed your mind at some point.

Only geniuses solve this Mensa test: Tim Curry, 80, Home Alone 2 Star. Dead Donald Trump, 80, Home Alone 2 Star. ??

Greatest article I’ve ever read

The fuck does YouTube recommend me so many videos about Jaleel White? Like what is the point of this?

I got separated from my kids’ mother about a year and a half ago. It was in a grocery store. I tried to find the nearest safe adult to help me find her but couldn’t. It was really scary.

Age is just a number. A number to focus on obsessively. Kinda like weight!

Woah.

Haven’t paid attention to politics the last few weeks. So wait, Trump is still alive? Really? You’re sure? Someone has checked?

Everyone living today is tied for the most sensitive person in history.

Most underrated part of the Odyssey is the closing credits where it says “based on The Odyssey by Homer”.

Me Texting: I was a former grad student at... Autocorrect: Harvard O thanks a lot autocorrect. Like I needed a fucking reminder that I went to a tier 2 grad school. Jesus fucking christ.

Listening to old Dave Mathews Music... No I'm fine. Bro. I'm fine, ok? Let's chug a light beer and forget about it. K brah?

#zillow ought to have a “buy now” button

Improv comedy : sketch comedy Freestyle : rap I think this is true, no? #improv #freestyle #rap

The dosage given on the back of #Tums are way off. It should read 2-4 handfuls.

Proof that Mitch McConnell was remigrated. #mitchmcconnell #remigration

Mitch McConnell was remigrated to sea world Kentucky to be with the turtles where he belongs.

I made a #theOnion style short video on Mitch McConnell Today. I couldn't stop giggling at it, because I imagined what Sea World Kentucky would look like, but YouTube didn't love it. I give up.

I’ve never been on time to anything ever. It’s your fault not mine. Stupid idiots.

Spotify daylist titles be like: new wave alarm clock rust metal Nietzche mouth sounds