Mark B

Everything that Trump does, without fail, every power grab and outlandish declaration, is designed to make him and his plutocrat mates a stack of cash. Always ask: how will he make a profit out of this, to uncover his real motives. Follow the money

A 4-year-old asking his mom, “Will we die?” during a Russian attack. I’ve had this conversation with my son so many times. He shakes and asks, “Will we die today?” You can’t imagine how heartbreaking it is. 💔

Nawaqanitawase is (a) the reason they need names on the back of shirts, cos I can never remember it (b) the reason they don't, as it wouldn't fit on #NRL #NRLGF

So is Richard E Grant one of those who people think is intelligent because he gets great roles and sounds posh, whereas.... ?

I think City may well blow apart FPP. This is like Bosman, where football didnt think employment law applied to it. You cant call something a "sham contract" if it is perfectly legal under corporate, employment and tax law. Shell keep their drilling and petrol stations separate. No different

If only there was some way of knowing why Nigel Farage is so against a new national centre to tackle disinformation and deepfakes from hostile states such as Russia

At least Spurs have moved away from that 17th position they have been stuck in for the last 2 years

Oh, ffs.

I'd like to enter this into the "best thing I've seen on the Internet this month" contest. This racist piece of shit called ICE after these fellas built his fence to avoid paying them. They handled their business. And I love the music this is set to. "You've been, THUNDERSTRUCK!"

Most overused term by football pundits already this season: "Statement win". It's just 4 games, you numpties

*EXCLUSIVE* Patriot Platform 2026/27 kit launch leaked.

I see that Trump's envoys have received their instructions in Moscow, having been kept waiting by Putin, and are now on their way to Kyiv to tell Zelenskyy to surrender. Then they will get annoyed and blame him for not complying. We've seen all this before

I seem to be being bombarded by utility companies with their "want to beat the price rises for gas and electricity?". Like they are doing us a favour.

All hail Enzo Maresca

Sky Sports and Wigan are doing a cracking job of celebrating the life of Sir Billy Boston

And now Tim Curry. Someone needs to check in on David Attenborough and Michael Palin

RIP Dolly. A genuinely compassionate person. Always admired her

Keep seeing very obviously AI-generated posters for events. Stylistically, they all look so similar. The death of creativity and immediately puts me off. Try something original and different

Best thing that happened to #Masterchef was to drop Wallace. Grace Dent is brilliantly enthusiastic. And the cook-along challenge with Giorgio is an excellent, with Giorgio himself being great too #CelebrityMasterchef

Farage not turning up for the count at Clacton is like a clown not turning up to his own circus. Anyway, let the parliamentary investigation re-commence ASAP. You can't hide from that, NF

Farage probably can't remember where Clacton is

@nikkijayne.bsky.social this one is quite funny

When Burnham said he wanted to roll things back to before Thatcher, didn't realise that meant having a Chancellor called Healey

There's a little group of political correspondents who appear to get together and decide what the news story is then they all run with it. The appointment of John Healey has completely f*cked them over. Maybe they should be less chummy and do their job better

I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.

Norway have been much the better team

Debbie Harry

The American Revolution, being shown on BBC4, is very very good. Superb use of maps, portraits, paintings and drawings to convey the landscapes and tactics. I feel engaged and informed. Benchmark

Farage resigning to spend more time with his money.

Harry Kane there with his comedy voice

Clearly there is only one solution to this heat: Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for it all to blow over

ITV making a mockery of Emma Hayes. Still persisting with a blackboard. Amateur #BelIrn

The virgin Obama painstakingly negotiated series of targets, inspection requirements and milestone linked payments versus the chad Trump just kind of taking Iran's word for it because the President is bored and wants to free up carriers to go bomb Cuba.

Pet hate: commentators who don't commentate, like this joker covering NL v Japan. Are we meant to know who all the Dutch and Japanese players are? Do your fecking job

Now this is an excellent point. Though Musk is both an immigrant and a billionaire. He’s good at multi-tasking. #Sheshed

Sir Kev!

While delighting #Rush fans by knocking it out of the park, Annika Nilles has also focused a lot of attention on how brilliant Neil Peart was

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids.

Alan Cummings and David Morrisey. That's fucking acting

RIP Giles

Tip Toe has "award-winning' written all over it

RIP John Kear

@nikkijayne.bsky.social

Second again, ole, ole

Chelsea fans clearly dont know the rules about shoulder to shoulder

The colour of the Crystal Palace strip seems to be "banana going off"

I would say that if this gives Keir Starmer the opportunity to ditch Shabana Mahmood, that would be a very good outcome for Labour

I am once again thinking of the French girl attempting to say "Burger".

Farage says the results are showing a shift in British politics. Presumably that's a silent f