Mark Coen

The Seahawks should never go back to their other uniforms.

Your 4-4 UMass Minutemen #tardy #ontomuncie

Somehow BYU/UCF is going to end on a rouge.

There is a thesis waiting to be written about this BYU/UCF game, I just can’t figure out in what subject.

I don’t think that’s how the double dip is supposed to work. #gopats

Spero may not know how DEFCON works. Or he thinks the rash of injuries isn’t too serious. #gopats

Patriots staff scanning the crowd for beefy gentlemen. #gopats #owowow

Your 4-3 UMass Minutemen #gostateu #thethirdstringqbhadtostartyoucowards

Stop the count!

1 Truss = 5 Scaramuccis = 10 Zacharias

sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers

Jeopardy category tonight called “‘Fall’ is Here” and all I can think of is youtu.be/br3JfdzmZ-0?...

Your 4-2 UMass Minutemen. #gostateu #finedontrankthemyourestillcowards

We are getting the full Romeo Doubs Experience today. #gopats

Your 4-1 UMass Minutemen. #gostateu #rankthemanywaysyoucowards

Theory: Imagine Dragons is the evolved version of OneDirection. #pokemusic

Tommy Cutlets time! #ohpats #gopats

Your 4-0 UMass Minutemen. #gostateu #rankthemyoucowards

@cdbarker.bsky.social pertinent to your interests www.irishtimes.com/podcasts/sto...

@kenjennings.bsky.social Thanks for shouting out WBZ tonight! Unfortunately they were airing Patriots All Access in your usual slot, so the episode was on sister station WSBK. I can’t tell if this is actually ironic or Alanis ironic.

A BORG For the Borg: Abberant Social Drinking Behavior in a Hive- Mind Paradigm (Starfleet Academy Medical Service, 2381)

Coaches poll just dropped and OH MY GOD UMASS RECEIVING VOTES

In other football news, the Ottawa REDBLACKS took a lead over Calgary with just over a minute to go… only for Calgary to hit a 62 yard field goal for the win. Ottawa is now 0-13. #cfl

Your 3-0 UMass Minutemen #gostateu #rankthemyoucowards

🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

UMass has more wins than Ohio State, Oregon, or Oklahoma. #rankthemyoucowards

Your undefeated UMass Minutemen. #gostateu

If Rutgers would like another shot to beat a team from Massachusetts both they and Bridgewater State have October 10 open. #gobears

Mike Evans not in a Bucs uni feels weird.

Drake Maye missing Kayshon Boutte just about now. #gopats

Josh McDaniels has never met a run up the gut for no gain that he wouldn’t run. #gopats

As ambivalent as I am about the NFL Kickoff “Hump Day”ad, the camel’s disdain for Cris Collinsworth is delightful.

Hard to believe the shrewd political instincts that led Seth Moulton to run for president let him down again.

An article for @hankgreen.bsky.social and the looming deadline for his bet with @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Let’s Remember Some Publications That Said We Would Get To Mars By 2026 - defector.com/lets-remembe...

They fell… up?

RTE panel ripping FIFA and the halftime show, I expect the Fox crew was under orders to not do so.

That was intensely stupid, but within halftime show tolerances.

I feel bad for anyone who planned on watching the final for the ads.

Where is Tom Cruise’s special Louis Vuitton travel case? Or does he fit in with the trophy?

On vacation, can confirm.

Grilled dog, grilled onions, mustard in a grilled split top bun, ideally from Wasses Hot Dogs in Belfast, Maine.

My analysis of this Switzerland-Colombia match:

Tossed salads and scrambled eggs from the USMNT. Goodnight Seattle, we love you!

There’s going to be a tariff on waffles by morning, isn’t there?

Cabo Verde wins, 2-3

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever