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Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed

Asylum Pictures has announced their latest feature - You Can See All Kinds of Stuff Official description: “Comedian and provocateur Carlos Mencia goes halfsies on a Holiday Inn Express room with former congressman Anthony Weiner to discuss fame, truth, and whether or not the pool is open.”

A gamer who bought the new Tomb Raider Anthology collection was pleasantly surprised to find that the treasure hunting bundle had a few hidden secrets of its own. paletteswap.site/dif...

Amazon package I just received with a month old food receipt stuck to it

Finally a new way for Tesla drivers to get flipped off

Guile from Street Fighter is obviously a ripoff of my dad, and it’s about time someone gives me some dough for it. paletteswap.site/dif...

Declaring my eligibility for the upcoming NBA season

What a headline

Good Will Punting

You’re not gonna believe what happened today

You’re not gonna believe what happened today

Apologies readers, I think I just make stupid videos now

I had a terrible time at Jurassic Park-Toledo!!

Reminder to hold on to your physical media

After years of grainy video, this is the best footage we have of him yet. Urban legend my ass.

Wrote some jokes about how bad the vibes are on the next console generation

I’m not worried about AI. It will never replace me (I give shitty haircuts at a Supercuts)

Capcom announced that Street Fighter II players will now be able to dismantle a Tesla Cybertruck with their fists. paletteswap.site/dif...

The FCC has announced that every streamer should get one of the good shows, even if you’ve never heard of some of the services. paletteswap.site/dif...

here’s a little video i posted on the other dozen apps 🤗

Thank you for the shoutout!!

Watching a line cook, a hostess, and the manager do cocaine in the walk-in while his recon person loses a fight at the pool table

what the fuck Parker

My latest for Palette Swap!

I wish GG Allin would’ve lived long enough to have had Instagram and do a Tiny Desk

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed: Mike Rogers is a guy who wants to put a data center in your backyard so he can feel a bit more manly by making an AI video. If you want a senator who's gonna lick some boots, go vote for Rogers. But if you want a senator who's going to stand up to Trump, you've got your option.

Imagine if Elon got into the NBA and started tweeting shit like “I will slam dunk a basketball by 2030.”

According to Christopher Nolan, the IMAX 70mm version of ‘The Odyssey’ is inferior to screenings on Frank’s 2000″ TV. paletteswap.site/dif...

LeBron is one step closer to dunking on his son in a game

Before they were The California Raisins, they were….

Revisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao

Revisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao

Jon Taffer watching me grab a hot burger off the grill and try to flip it with my hands

References on a job app are wild. "Please tell us about a few strangers that like you."

Magic: the Gathering reveals a new card set inspired by Another 48 Hrs. starring Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte. paletteswap.site/dif...

"Infinity Vision" are special glasses that make it look like Robert Downey Jr plays all the parts

Underrated album

Michigan air quality and food both dangerous right now. Pray for our Faygo supply.

People hate on AI, but it's being used to solve some of the big 21st century problems like "You can't find an artist anywhere" and "There is too much water all over the place" and "My uncle can't use photoshop" and "Some of the videos I see don't look like nightmares"

Covered the latest tech blunder for Palette Swap!