Mark Thomas

This was huge fun to do. X

“One of the truly great TV comedies of the 1990s. Hilarious and genuinely exciting to watch. There were questions about it in the Parliament FFS!” - Dr. Oliver Double Join us! @markthomasinfo.bsky.social

The T shirts of Corsham.

Hah! Just had a team member from tonight’s gig hand me a copy of 👇 Published 29 years ago about how to see art works on the Conditionally Exempt Works of Art list and grass up rich law breakers. The scheme was called Tip Off A Toff!

Part of the joy of touring is ending up in places like this, the Nine Maidens at Belstone.

My tour rider asks for the venue's crew to put a step ladder onstage and decorate as they see fit. Clive at Oxford engineered it so I did not see this freaky fucking thing until I walked onstage to start the show. Whole show spent feeling I should be looking over my shoulder. Salut!

Looking forward to seeimg the lovely Michael Cumming!

Aw fuck Ronnie Golden has died. He was part of the circuits DNA, a musical wonder and a gem of a man. He will be hugely missed. Rest in peace and quiet.

My tour rider is water and coffee AND a request that the stage be dressed with a step ladder decorated by the tech crew in any way they see fit. Hats off to Leeds City Varieties tech. Salut x

I have a fairly dull tour ride, namely coffee and water. The one thing of note is I ask the venue put a step ladder on stage and decorate it. Hats off to Leeds City Varieties for their work.

Beautifully deployed!

”And in other news Jim Ratcliffe still an unutterable twat”

Morning Durham, we had a night over at Redhills! Off to Marsden this afternoon for a gig at the Mechanics xx

So farewell to Hebden Bridge and Trades club, thanks to Sarah and tech crew, great first night of the tour… details www.markthomasinfo.co.uk Now onwards to Durham for a fund raiser at Redhills Miners Hall tonight. Salut!

Worst Antony Gormley installation ever!

Apparently this photo makes me look contemptuous, curmudgeonly and distant.

“As he was sworn in again on Tuesday, Farage told GB News that he planned to spend less time in parliament“ Not a physicist but don’t know if this is actually possible.

Right, Edinburgh that’s yer lot. Thanks to @standcomedyclub.bsky.social Big salute to all the techs, bar workers, front of house and box office. You were without doubt the loveliest bunch to work with and made it a joy.

Thanks to all who came to the show and got stickers, the proceeds of which,£100, have now gone over to MSF Nepal appeal. Salut!

There is always a gig in an Edinburgh run that doesn’t fly as you expect it to… and that was tonight but it is done and dusted! And the booby prize is TDFS on the bus home and a view of the moon x

It’s that time of the Edinburgh festival…after 10 days of performance art, plays, musical sound scapes and monologues it is ‘Statham Time.’

Comrade presented me with this after the gig last night! Solidarity with RMT always!

Great Western Railways should certainly drop the ‘Great’ completely and on many days just go with ‘Westen’

Robert Jenrick touting for the job of chancellor to run the nations finances yet unable to explain where, when and how Reform gets its money. All political careers end in failure but some deserve to go faster and harder than others.

Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions

Walthamstow this Sunday x

I can’t resist a pub with a pickled egg and with all the fuss about UPF this is nearly a balanced meal.

BAXTER!

Watching the half time entertainment and I sincerely wish the next World Cup was taking place in North Korea.

A perfect deployment.

If I lived in Frome I would be sorely tempted to join in. maydaysaxonvale.co.uk

Genuine question: if a person is given a gift of £5m and the person who gave the gift dies before 7 years have elapsed, does the person in receipt of the gift then have to pay tax?

The People vs The Establishment? Nope. Binface vs Frogface. Can’t wait for the hustings.

Oh man. Paul Sneddon, AKA Vladimir McTavish, RIP. A nicer kinder bloke you could not hope to meet. Love and condolences to Christine and fam. xx

beautifully displayed.

yes

Could be a ‘just me moment’ but that conning tower looks like Max Von Sydow in the Seventh Seal.

Tonight I am with you at Bishops Stortford. Belgian Brewer. Tix at www.paddylennox.com Show is getting there. Worth seeing I reckon.

Fans of the 80s/90s comedy scene near Hastings/St. Leonards! Do you remember the Iceman?The film Melt It! tracks him down, features Stewart Lee, Jo Brand, @markthomasinfo.bsky.social, @robinince.bsky.social, Simon Munnery & on Sun 19th July 2pm is at the Kino-Teatr.Trailer! youtu.be/54J_1Be63q4?...

Night night Shoreham x

The article fails to mention the potential protests come on the heels of the British Museum removing the word Palestinian from exhibits, labels, info boards and maps, at the behest of pro Israeli groups. Which might add context. www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

I’ve done this gig with @oliverdouble.bsky.social and it is a blast! A chance to see my delightful old comrade and poet Attila! How can you pass this up? Kent get yourself in order and go see this.

Who the fuck summoned this twat?!? Did some kids wander into a deserted shack in the woods find a leather bound book and draw a pentangle?!?

Chuffed to have helped in my small way to get this into the public eye. It is clear a large number of Premier League clubs have been duped into backing genocide. With this expose, now is the time for those clubs to wake up and take a stand

And they dance so well.

Love this salut and thanks to @christhebarker.bsky.social for creating it. refukked.lovable.app

The extraordinary Kim Noble has a book coming out and I am genuinely excited. This is how you announce a publication👇