Markus Hades 🏳️‍🌈

"experience a story about life and loss" why don't you experience my boot in your balls

HOLY SHIT WE GOT A WITCHBROOK RELEASE DATE

is there a gimmick better than "dude in Sting mask removes mask to reveal HOLY SHIT IT'S FUCKING STING!" in all of wrestling? "Samoa Joe is the only wrestler who has seen wrestling before" and New Jack's entrance music playing throughout his matches, at second and third best.

My favourite new feature in Cyberpunk 2077's 2.5 update is the vengeful motorist hating poltergeists.

Just woke up from a dream where I met Rik Mayall (who was charming and generally wonderful) and now I'm annoyed at the world

I think this every time I see Betray Songbird/Betray Reed discourse. It's been three years, can the Cyberpunk fandom just collectively agree that if you finish Phantom Liberty without sending Songbird to the Moon or killing her in Cynosure, you're a fucking cop?

Sonic: *does literally anything* Dr. Eggman:

Cyberpunk 2077 update got me preparing to sacrifice another 1000 hours of my life upon its altar. Fairly sure that the only way I escape this game is the sequel or my death.

Just finished watching WrestleDream with my mates. Bloody good show.

Jon Moxley fucking rules

"Huh, why is that name familiar OH SNAP!" @gemlik-rogue.bsky.social

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Got myself an Ozrics shirt.

Has there been a band in extreme metal less polarising than Mortician? You either think they suck and hate them, or think they suck and love them. youtu.be/wLLYvpz_jQk

Been playing Space Marine 2 again. Excellent time, though I dearly hope that if/when SM3 sees the light of day that they don't make the same mistake as the first two. Chaos are mostly fine to fight, it's just that as a whole they're considerably less fun to fight than the Tyranids and Orks.

"And you might think that that's just a clever combination of our names but it's ACTUALLY a tribute to Dennis the Menace's dog Gnasher. And if you disrespect us you disrespect *Gnasher*. And we're not bloody having that" Christ, what a beautiful silly bastard he was.

Between PAC and Cronos, something that sucks when two prominent people from worlds so near and dear to your heart pass, is that those worlds are huge but also niche. So you gotta go do your day to day, bummed as hell, and your colleagues don't get it, your family don't get it, etc.

My master. Hail and farewell Cronos.

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Beautiful fucking AEW Dynamite that I never want to watch again, a tribute not only to PAC but to wrestling period, but I went from misting up at Danielson and Mox tearfully hugging to laughing because this framing makes it look like PAC is fucking annoyed that they're breaking character. RIP PAC <3

The worst thing about The First Law audiobooks is that Steven Pacey is so fucking good that I now unfairly judge all audiobook narrators compared to him.

if you're 30 right now then this was quite literally the coolest a guy could possibly be when you were a kid

The only way I can voice my dearest wish that we could just ignore Val Venis and not give him the attention he craves is by acknowledging him and his permanently concussed drivel But seeing that he's already jumping in in the wake of PAC's passing to peddle his vaccine conspiracies has me compelled

I MEAN

I legit can't think of a single time I saw PAC wrestle and didn't think "Aw, man, this guy fucking rules." but I think I'll look back most fondly on Death Triangle vs The Elite RIP Bastard. youtu.be/x0hswNRsa9E

AEW announces the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka PAC. We send our condolences to his family, friends, and fans.

Unintentionally fantastic commentary on the Halo fandom in Caddicarus's new video. "Is there a mod for the people who don't like anything?" (Halo 1 main menu theme)

Super early work start on Monday had me waking up early every following day and passing out early evening, so only just getting properly into Fortune's Weave now and oh boy, I like this one.

Thereby poisoning my brain forever. Good shit.

I want Debra Wilson/Savathûn, Deepest in the High Coven, Archentrope, Subjugant to None, The Witch, Insidious, etc, in even more games partially because arseholes get mad when she's on screen but mainly because she fucking rules.

PRAISE SATAN

Metroid Ravenous announced out Jan 28th

Question for any #D&D people regarding Banish. Considering that nobody gets into Sigil aside from an established portal, what happens if you cast Banish on someone from Sigil while not in Sigil? Are they sent to the Outlands? A demiplane? Does it straight up not work?

honestly thought she was on the toilet for a second

Aonuma taking a massive hit of the chronic

I've spent the past 74 hours performing a dark ritual to summon Metroid Ravenous at the Direct tomorrow so if anyone has any energy going spare please send it towards me as I'm starting to get cramp.

Artwork of my horrible trashbag warlock from D&D, Vril The Half-Tongue. Pleased as punch with how it turned out, looks like he's escaped from the pages of a Fighting Fantasy book. Art by Deric Phillips.

So sad. Bloke seemed fuckin lovely, chill and generally fun to be around whenever I'd see him out of character. Butcher and Blade (and the Bunny!) were one of my fave teams in AEW. I'd flip out for that knee STOMP strut around Blade he'd do. MENACING AS FUCK. RIP Andy.

Andy Williams was a good one.

Kenny Omega's knee strikes always look like nobody's told him wrestling is a performance. He's the best.

Conditional Finality sitting in the awkward spot of being a really bloody good weapon but not really having any armour/artefact conducive to buildcrafting. Regardless, running a solar/stasis focused prismatic build, and it is tasty.

Double Fine Productions is honoring Tim Curry by making Brutal Legend free to download and own on PC for 666 minutes – until 3:06am PT/6:06am ET on Thursday, August 27. https://bit.ly/4zABNFr

Imagine that Demon Tim Curry has whisked you away to his fuck palace in Hell, where he lavishes gifts and praise upon you and treats you like a glorious dark deity. IMAGINE choosing Tom Cruise and his dead joyless eyes instead. Unbelievable. This one plot hole makes Legend 9.99999999999 out of 10.