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An email I received from Social Security talking about Trump Accounts was flagged by my virus software as a scam.

Ukraine should threaten that if Trump doesn't end the throttling of Starlink or they will stage a direct attack on the Kremlin itself.

The reviews are coming in. Time for Collins to buy a cat and pick a liquor, she is getting retired.

"It's a big club, and you ain't in it." - George Carlin

Labor day is the one day of the year we recognize the role of workers in building this country. The way things are every other day is a billionaire day. This country is out of balance, in November we can address this imbalance with our vote, at least in part. It is our patriotic duty.

BREAKING: We just secured a HUGE deal with Chobani to build their first dairy manufacturing facility in Pennsylvania — the largest single investment in PA Agriculture EVER.

HMM…DEAR TEXANS…CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BEING PURGED…ACTUALLY, EVERYONE IN EVERY STATE NEEDS TO DO THIS..CHECK THIS OUT… #PINKS youtu.be/laNz-h39Vb4?...

This doesn't seem the least bit humorous.

Ken Paxton's new "affordability agenda" has been released. He currently owns 15 homes across the nation, totaling $9 million, despite a government salary of $153,000.

George Washington was 6'2". trump is likely 6'1" though he consistently reports himself to be taller. So here we have him casting himself as significantly taller than Washington. Fricking Narcissist.

Writers can get a bit carried away. Or not. #cinema

"If you become a multimillionaire on a government salary and now own 15 homes on the public's dime, you should, then you should have to answer the public's questions." James Talarico re Ken Paxton

Don’t let this clip get memory-holed

Ken Paxton is a sleaze. For all that is decent, Texans, do not vote for this guy. meidasnews.com/news/new-pho...

Now, I rarely copy things from Xitter, but this gem is irresistable (& thanks to @nycjayjay.bsky.social for including it in Skeets & Giggles):

With her strength, courage and class she would be a true model First Lady.

You'll be glad to know that gas is back over $4 gallon. That is if you're an oil company.

Tonight we will see Trump oozing desperation, like slime out of hagfish.

Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."

Wow, gender affirming care

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Ken Paxton wants Texans to know that he represents real Christian values. You know, like adultery.

My theory about the Qatari bribe plane switch is the Iranians leaked that they have planted a tracking device. Even if that is bogus they just made Trump's new plane unusable. They can never be sure there isn't something planted, no matter how many times they search it.

Ken Paxton got caught cheatin 😂🤣😂. Wifey betta take half or more in divorce settlement if she is smart n leaves the fool! #kenpaxton

#resist #Resistance #NoKings #bluewave

Whoever the presidential candidates are I think this is a really good idea.

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In the private sector if someone screwed up as badly as Trump has they would be fired from their job. We must demand that accountability for Trump.

Republicans must join Democrats to demand accountability for Trump for this greatest blunder in US history. He must be removed from office.

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Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?

Donaldb Tumpb has spoken.

When I was a student at UT, I registered voters for Obama’s 2008 campaign — a campaign of hope. President Obama just showed up at UT and told young Texans: “Now you have the chance to join a campaign of hope.” Sign up today: jamestalarico.com/join

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

This is Ken Paxton's mugshot. He was indicted on 3 felony counts for investment fraud. He was reported to the FBI by his own staff for bribery. He was impeached by his own party for corruption. Now he’s the Republican nominee for US Senate in Texas. Together we will stop him.

James Talarico: Ken Paxton is morally unfit for office. He’ll lie to you with a straight face. He’s failed the character test. He’s the most corrupt Attorney General of our lifetime. Those aren’t my words. Those are the words of Ken Paxton’s fellow Republicans.

Ken Paxton should be nowhere near the U.S. Senate. So we’re hitting the road to stop him.  
Join us: www.mobilize.us/talaricofort...

Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.

I have to tell you my memory is stellar. I can't think of a thing I've ever forgotten.

When Trump went to Arlington today for Memorial day, I wondered if he toured the grounds looking for a spot.

I went to get some steaks for the grille today. I had to ask the guy behind the counter if they offered a payment plan.

I want people to know that Pittsburgh is a place where they can live, work, and build a life for themselves. Our $600 million plan to revitalize Downtown Pittsburgh is already making the Steel City a safer, cleaner, more attractive place to call home. So far, we’ve:

It's almost like an Onion headline that the Onion is going to take over Alex Jones Infowars website and studios.

After the debacle of 2024, it may be time to zero in on a candidate and not wait until the last minute like with Harris. I like Kelly; he stood up to tRump and doesn’t take shit from anyone. He earned my respect. We can’t afford to have 4 more years of MAGA. #ProudBlue #MarkKelly #SheWon

You have to understand that Trump is not an actual real person, but rather collection of disgusting traits like arrogance, dishonesty, manipulativeness, and selfishness, that you don't see in people of good character.