murderwort the vile 🏳️‍⚧️

"i don't mean to be rude, but i'd really prefer that you take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape. now go home and get your fucking shine box."

these are the eyes that hypnotized me into rescuing this little goblin from the literal street gutters 5 years ago, glittering emerald trickster orbs that completely ensorcelled me :3

We were somewhere around Vegreville on the edge of the canola fields when the HRT began to take hold.

chat should i get these Sith-coded knock-off Uggs?

That unapparent summer air in early fall The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all There it is again, that funny feeling That funny feeling

so graceful, so demure, so refined 😌

she is the Guardian of the Sacred Firewood, keeping it safe from those reprehensible squirrels 😼

he looks like he's planning something nefarious, i'm so scared 😰

"Communists should work with the dems, push them left" Lets ask the KPD how it worked out for them. So Friedrich Ebert was the leader of what movement? And who did he send after the communists? Who were the SPD. Who were the Friekorps. Ill take these two questions for $500, Alex.

she catches mice and makes hooting noises when she's happy, and so by royal proclamation Coco the Cat is henceforth to be known as Coco the Owl🦉

i took the 12 axes ideology test that @voxsocialism.bsky.social told me about 😁

😑 so the UCP are going to invoke the Notwithstanding Clause to be passing an anti-trans bathroom ban and an abortion ban in 2027, and there is a 100% chance that Carney won't do anything to stop them

i agree, young master Geoffy, i whole-heartedly agree

okay FINE, Alberta is kinda beautiful sometimes :p

i introduced this orange beast to the concept of "going on walks" with me when he was but a kitten, and now he's a degenerate addict 😢it's so hard on me to have to go outside in the beautiful autumn weather and spend time with a furry little guy that i love, oh WOE IS ME 😎

when i look at the old Ford van full of CRTs i've picked out of the trash: holy fuck those things are heavy, i hope this van gets vaporized in a nuclear war so i don't have to move them dense assholes ever again

I don't want reconciliation I want revenge.

back in 1982 my sister got a K-Tel record for Christmas with this song on it, and she played it as incessantly as only an autistic teenager can. however she also hated almost every other song on the record, so i'm always anticipating an angry record scratch sound right at the end 😁

Coco the cat was looking very revolutionary today, like a Soviet realist painting but even cuter

chat, should i get bangs? they're calling out to me like the Green Goblin's mask...

When me and my friends get into a fight:

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btw this comment got me banned from Reddit for two days, i won on appeal but it's a good reminder to think twice before posting like i'm on a phpBB forum circa 2003

Geoffy am become potato, destroyer of meadow voles

the sunflowers we planted? zero blooms. the sunflowers that happened because birds are fucking slobs? THIS! in conclusion, doing things on purpose just isn't worth it, and you should never put any effort into anything. on an entirely unrelated topic, voice training is really really difficult 🫩

BEEFCAAAKE 💪 on some subconscious level i can't ever seem to keep my trousers up high enough, imma have to start wearing suspenders like i'm secretly the trombonist for a ska band

i cleaned my room, so i could access my full-length mirror, and Coco the cat was ASTOUNDED that i was capable of such basic competencies 😸

stolen from r/trueanon 😸

and it was in this moment that i realized that i had attained Gnosis, and this Knowledge of the Divine both thrilled and terrified me in equal measure

🏷️🐺=💪🍉

also i saw this meme last night and it felt like it was aimed directly at me lmao

hey thanks li'l orange bro, you're being very helpful right now!

Spicy political post time: Sometimes it feels like this is how the median "centrist" reacts to finding out what the medical research unanimously supports in regards to trans health for minors:

YouTube just gave me an AI Lego ad advertising Gnosticism? it had a chart that showed the Rothschilds controlling the world economy in conjunction with the Illuminati? because of the Ethiopian Orthodox Bible somehow? also why did my ad-blocker stop working?

Please excuse my fear It's just we disappear I can see new lines On our faces once clear We are lonely animals Here for such a short time baby Destined to be fossil fuels Life is for the living We're alive christianhansen.bandcamp.com/album/swans?...

politics posting may be miserable work, BUT it also makes me feel stupid and it gets strangers angry at me, so in the end, y'know, Cui bono? which is Latin for "cute boner" fyi

I have worked with so many fucking newfies whose sole ambition in life is to get a lifted pickup truck to drive back home so they can fuck their sister.

progesterone progress report: fatter tummy, fatter titties, lurid and hormonally incoherent dreams, and i'm picking a lot of fights on reddit, so... 8/10?

✈️✈️🏢🏢=💕🐿️👶

oh my god i love this freaking universe sometimes 😍

hahaha everyone should follow this "marshwort" character, they're a delight!

Coco the cat having an existential crisis because she heard the geese overhead flying south for winter 😿 me too, Coco, me too

also check out the new t-shirt i got 😎 if my boobs weren't squashed under a sports bra you could see how the raccoon looks like it's biting my left titty 🦝

first of all, the concept of a dojo where your sensei barks scripture at you in between high-kicks is hilarious, secondly, i know it's AI, but-- the anatomy of the two fighting silhouettes confuses the everliving fuck out of me 🤔

following r/alchemy on Reddit has been a very enlightening experience 🙂‍↕️ and boy oh boy, the things those people are doing with their own piss, it's mind-blowing i tells ya