Martin Alonso

I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1

Make a band bigger Multiply 41

I think the saddest part of Spider-Man is that he’s a Mets fan and appreciate that Marvel did their research and cast reknown Spurs fan Tom Holland in the role to evoke that pain

From Russia with Puppy Love

Maybe all the people rooting against Argentina were the friends we made along the way

How am I supposed to remember keep hydrated once the World Cup is over?

the irony of the World Cup final being held in ee.uu and trying to promote ~love~ while ee.uu is one of the countries committing the most fucked up war crimes out there will never be lost on me

Trump asking himself what the hell was that woke nonsense in the middle of the field

Sure, sex is great but have you thought about how the minions could’ve been a part of the plot against Julius Caesar?

It indeed was not coming home

Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.

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Goodbye you beautiful, Norwegian himbo. You were too beautiful for this competition. IT’S COMING HOME!!!! (It will not be coming home)

Oh wow, bringing in Strand Larsen. Gonna go the Wolves path then

This got better in the last 15 minutes

Hopefully yes because I do not ever want/seed to think of this person ever again

Harry Kane's voice being shot really makes this interview hilarious

Another 90 minutes gone. It’s coming home! (It will not be technically coming home because Norway look too good)

My wife says the biggest disappointment was finding out Harry Kane isn’t hot

Holy fuck

England taking the low block playbook from Ghana and DR Congo and frustrating a Mexico side that had no imagination left

God these crosses into the box be will be the death of me

9 more

11 minutes!!!!!

"COCAINCAF" is a text I just received

I don’t like Tuchel parking the bus here

This is the game the Paraguayans wanted against France

Let’s fecking go 🦁🦁🦁

England playing like never before against probably the best Mexico side I’ve ever seen

The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.

Jesus my heart

HEY JUUUUUUDE IT’S COMING HOME

Here we go, 90 minutes of anguish

Mentally unprepared for 90 minutes of total anguish

Friendly reminder that FIFA promises host cities that they’ll see plenty of economic gains without noting that the gains are FIFA’s and the cities see almost nothing. Just see South Africa 2010 and Brazil 2014

Very unconvincing performance by Morocco so far. Can’t see them progressing any further in this tournament if they don’t find a way to break that Canadian press

Emotionally drained but so glad I got to watch one of the greatest football matches ever. Cabo Verde gained a lot of love and fans today

Cabo Verde were giants today! Great story and great world cup

The fact they did both of these so soon after each other really does signal how little this companies give a shit any more about our opinion, instead assuming that we’re either idiots or can simply force their will on us with arguments that shit like this was “inevitable”.