Matthew A. Marner

UK, what is the conversion rate of Zacharias to heads of lettuce?

Big civic duty day. Giving blood and voting against autocracy. If I can find and punch a Nazi, I'll have the trifecta.

Goodbye Dolly. You were love, humor, empathy, and resilience in one. You will be missed by more of us than you could have ever known.

Mitch McConnel has been dead or vegetative for months. That devil would not forego a chance to do terrible shit to people for this long voluntarily.

Brendan Gleeson speaking squarely to Musk:

Or they could use that money to to contribute to their FAIR SHARE OF FUCKING TAXES! Bring back the guillotines. I've seen enough.

I'm confident that the GOP is responsible for such a goddamn blowout of the Overton Window that we can all say " [Lindsey Graham AND/OR Mitch McConnell] just died. Good I'm glad he [they/it] are dead. He [they/it] can no longer hurt innocent people." Fuck all the way off w/ that sanctimonious shit.

If you file a motion to vacate a hearing, with the goal of having a judge grant your motion and vacate the hearing, but you entitle and file the motion as a "position paper", you're fucking dogshit at this occupation.

I am ok with this.

Hearing RFK Jr., in his shaky robot voice, talk about teen sperm counts is fucking disgusting.

Unusual Friends…

This.

Every journalist should be asking what the hell is going on with this guy's health that they aren't telling us.

John Fetterman perfectly okay calling it “Crudités“ now. Says calling it “veggie tray” is Democrat arrogance.

Couldn't have happened to a shittier person and his idiot herd. Enjoy. www.infowars.com

Accurate.

This is fucking insane. I called my Republican representative's office in DC this morning. "This is insane. The president is saying an entire civilization will die tonight. Impeach him immediately." Congressional Assistant: "I'll pass along your message." DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

The Vice President and cabinet need to remove him under the 25th. This is not even Trump's normal. This man is not well. This is horrifying.

This is real It’s being done in our name Congressional Republicans are okay with this

He is SO FUCKING DUMB! And the people that enable him are SUCH FUCKING COWARDS!

Donald Trump lies with the confidence of someone who’s never been burdened by the truth.

Remember: on the rare occasions when you use cash in the future, and get a dollar bill with Trump's name on it, and the cashier refuses to swap it out for you, if you carry a wallet in your back pocket Trump's name will be mere inches from your butthole. Where it belongs.

One thing I’ll remember most about this time in history is that it was all preventable, but members of Congress were too fucking spineless to actually do their jobs

Specifically this.

Yeah.

So I guess with this news cycle, the US will be bombing Iran again this week?

...and watch the ad hominem attacks, false analogies, and doubling down begin.

Proof that a Harvard Law grad can be dumber or just shittier at law than us public university law grads.

Dissent is not, nor has it ever been, unpatriotic.

Any other defense attorneys ever seen a prosecuting agency issue a declaration with information they were legally obligated to disclose, stating "hey, we have to give up this shit, but seriously, don't put any stock in it. It's filled with non-credible accusations?" Yeah, didn't think so. JFC.

Sandwich guy > AI narcissistic sociopathic billionaires

As far as clowns go, Pennywise was less dangerous than Donald Trump.

Call me cynical, but I'm not so confident that a man who has shown himself to give less than zero fucks about the law throughout his entire life is going to faithfully execute the legislation that he tried so aggressively to defeat.

Antifa is a philosophy, not an organization, you fucking morons. Here's an example in crayon: Philosophy = anti-tax. Organization = The East Coast Anti-Tax Federation. Get it? JFC.

Anyone know what the criminal charge is for an escalator not working for someone? No? (I've wasted so many years practicing law.)

Today I saw 2 women sitting in lawn chairs laughing in the shade, with Christianity signs & church brochures displayed, while only 15 ft away a homeless man laid unclean and certainly hungry & thirsty on a bus bench, in 100+ heat. I wonder which of those teachings I misunderstood when I was young.

Millions playing your music today, Ozzy.

Not all heroes wear capes.

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

If you have beef with Sesame Street, 100% you're the asshole out of the two.

The last day of the SCOTUS term every year is like waiting for an album to drop and hoping for some bangers, and the album sucks every fucking time.

It's cool to watch Nazis get punched in the face, but it's even cooler to watch Nazis punch each other in the face.

FTW. Fuck Nazis.

Dipshit who couldn't pass bar exam befuddled by how gavels work.