Matt Johnson

Sounds like someone illegally entering the United States to me. Will ICE care at all?

You just know that he didn't go inside and eat

when the the regular monks find out about the trappist ones

What I most respect about Frontier Airlines is they flight attendantw all know where only here because it's cheaper and they don't care at all. It's an hour long flight. We got this!

TALK SHIT GET HIT

We're a week away from everyone in this administration blowing each other but saying "it's not gay to celebrate a man for having a rigid penis"

That's a 9:30am start for one fanbase.

I don't know the last time I laughed this hard.

This is the most anyone ever has thought about Bill Maher

Two highly useful screenshots.

To be fair this was probably Marissa's first time interacting with her daughter

They're going to use AI to blow all three picks

Thank you Google Gemini for telling me that a .300 hitter has a 30% chance of getting a hit this at bat. Couldn't have figured that out without AI.

Fitting Sabres Loss #FSL

NHL teams should be allowed to decline power plays. Yes I'm a Buffalo Sabres fan, how did you guess?

The problem with watching the Sabres on the high seas is I'm forced to listen to the away broadcast more often than not and DC's team is unlistenable. Horrible voices and zero knowledge. Did you know it was important for the Sabres to replace Logan Stanley this off-season?

When you're playing Strip Chutes and Ladders

Ovechkin's farewell season, non packed arena, and a pop for that Sabres goal. Hockey's going back to obscurity in DC next year.

Until I zoomed in I thought this was [generic former white college QB who now broadcasts college games that only alumni tune into and only to avoid interaction with their wife and kids] in blackface

Nazi-era doing a lot of heavy lifting here

I've always said there's nothing quite like World Series replays.

The Buffalo Bills starting quarterback

How much would you pay to not live in Winnipeg? Well one guy spent almost $1 million. www.hellebucks.com

Not even the funniest thing Chuck has said this week.

Just ordered myself a Go Fast Camper V2 Max to live in and am both excited and fucking questioning my sanity. One month until installation and figuring out the which side is going to win. gofastcampers.com/products/v2-...

Do something Darcy

Give me a word and give me a sign Show me where to look, but tell me, what will I find? Will I find on THIS episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

When you nut but defenestration

And just block them already

Love the idea of Airbnb hosts striking. No income AND no mortgage payments? I'll help you form the line (and then charge you $300 for you to clean up after yourselves)

The Canadians are alright

Dude's got less juice than the new Buffalo Bills stadium

Freedom isn't free. He's a big baby

Tuned in just in time to see a typical UPL goal. Love it. He just needs another season or two to figure it out.

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.