MattSaysHello-Ween

Food tip: Season your tomatoes.

Looks like there’ll be no Hurzeler press tour this week.

I love him but Merino runs like I do in my dreams.

Me after seeing Set Piece FC:

This is the worst thing this club has ever done.

If a journalist got fired for telling him to fuck off their gofundme would make them a millionaire in 5 minutes.

I utterly destroyed “The Great ADHD Myth”, btw, you should watch it. It was much worse than I thought it would be. A Thorough Debunking of Channel 4’s ADHD Documentary youtu.be/OJEgvxNKrDE

Eze saw Harry Kane and assumed he was playing Tottenham.

I am a weak weak man

Palace 3-0 down after 10 minutes 👀

Football is a crazy game.

Fuck Fanta for making me sit through this AI ad every time I’m in the cinema.

This is fantastic news!

Getting a red card is no excuse for losing to a non league team.

Liverpool. You had one job.

Dear Premier League Scriptwriters, City playing Liverpool at Anfield straight after the guilty charges? Absolute cinema. All we ask is an eight goal thriller, three red cards and at least one post match press conference that ends in tears. Kind regards, Football Fans

Me in 2023: “I’ll never EVER forgive Bruno G for that elbow on Jorginho” Me today: “I bet it was an accident”

Forget the goal. I need to know what shampoo he uses.

I blame City for Leeds scoring.

Surprised it wasn’t Chris Pratt

@buxtongooner.bsky.social matcha is shit!

Gyokeres watching Merino score a brace knowing it means Arteta isn’t starting him at the weekend.

Hope (2026) is absolutely wild. I genuinely can’t remember the last time I left a cinema this completely lost for words. Highlight has to be the 10 minute scene of a guy telling a story about taking a shit in the woods. #Filmsky

Cool Arsenal. Just break my heart.

The only way I’ll believe cat photos posted on here aren’t AI is if the cat is holding a sign saying “Matt is the best”

At 2:28... "Ian Wright, Bukayo Saka..." 🥹 Almost made me emotional as an Arsenal fan. ❤️🤍

I’ve read the statement from the FA, the response from City and listened to hours of journalists talking through all the evidence in detail. I’ve decided that it’s going to be really difficult for TalkSport to blame this on Arsenal’s set piece goals.

It’s October right?

Is the whale ok?!?!

I blame Man City for Arsenal drawing that game. All that cheating clearly affected the Arsenal players more than we realise.

Such a silly pen to concede

Russo!!!!

Fabrizio Romano is to journalism what Mike Dean is to refereeing.

13 weeks till Christmas. Yep 13.

when i said i didn’t want arsenal to blow the league in october again i didn’t mean we should blow it in september :(

It’s cool Harry Kane. There was no need to score that pen.

Me: There’s no way I could love Zohran Mamdani anymore than I already do. ZM:

Why is that ship not sinking? Come on guys, it's right there!

If I were Arsenal I’d buy Haaland and permanently bench him to keep him humble.

It’s going to be fascinating watching TalkSport somehow find a way to make the City charges about Arsenal.

3 year suspended transfer ban and a £250 quid fine incoming

Havertz has had more scans than Spurs have had home wins

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

I carried a watermelon. I carried a watermelon.

So much of what we know about the lives of enslaved people is through the limited personal autobiographies of the few who gained literacy and freedom, or fictional accounts that we have imagined after research. Giving an identity to this many lives, in this way, is transformational

Letting Brobbey score against you. Arsenal would never. Yep I’m shameless in my cope.