Max🇵🇸

Bouba and KiKi couples costume

earlier i encountered an ai agent of some kind who seemed to sense my presence the instant i walked into the room. that was unsettling enough, but what happened next terrified me: it wrote a song, suggested i play it "note for note," and, when i expressed worry, told me not to worry but "be happy"

Levy is in this fascinating place of youtube fame. One of the largest gaps between the likability and maturity of the creator vs the likability and maturity of the fans I’ve ever seen. The guy seems to have very little ego but his supporters treat him like KSI or something.

They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup

ecological disasters are nature's primary way of giving you an excuse to text your ex

What I'd like to hear every democratic elected official answer is "what are the levers of power you haven't thrown but could if the situation demanded it" and then "what would it take for you to use that power"

there should be some fun questions on the census. what's ur favorite color. do you have a crush on anyone

i also get that some people live for this shit. there are people in the QTs of they post complaining that they didn’t get these answers earlier. some people come to art for things i don’t and i just need to accept that this is Okay

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man to a fish, what?

I've never had an "idea" in my life, but I'm thinking about it.

truly no idea why this one has such a hold on me

A spindrift tastes like I was drinking seltzer and a bird ate a lemon and then vomited into my mouth

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿 I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

"aha methinks calvin's latest modification to the rules of calvinball may have some unintended consequences for him!"

I really wish elected Democrats would channel all the energy from the No Kings Rallies into something productive/progressive but I fear I’m flying too close to the sun.

It might be politically savvy but I don’t like that the left is taking the “materialism is good and any threat to the immediate mass consumption of goods is a terrible thing” argument. The tariffs are bad because they increase wealth disparity and were poorly applied, not because capitalism good.

I’m a moderate so I don’t care if ideas are left or racist, it’s just whatever lets me get mad at young people online. I guess mostly racist stuff.

Why is a 6-digit verification code always some shit like 673029.

The Paul McCartney vs Neil DeGrasse Tyson fight on Tubi was actually so good. I don't think they should have let Paul use the guitar, though.

Bluesky is asking me to like 10 posts so I am searching very hard for some that aren't "it's so nice to be here instead of twitter." It is nice though.

Running as the current VP of an unpopular president is just an impossible task. She needed to distance from Biden, to critique the establishment, and she couldn't.