MaxPoetic

Reminder that back to work mandates and years of relocation mean that people are STUCK! They were required to move to places with high cost of living because that's where studios overwhelmingly are, and then are left high and dry

guys let’s all go to bed

we're officially in "buy Vitamin D tablets now" season ladies it's dark as fuck out at five to 5

Far From Home is like a pretty middling movie overall but it does do something for me specifically to see Spider-Man zipping around tower bridge

"Clocks go back tonight, so you can get an extra hour of-" -of being woken up by my neighbour's pissing motion detection light that's brighter than the fucking sun and breaks through my blinds and goes off every 3 seconds cuz it's a fucking storm outside EVERYTHING is moving

Winds being a dick

for Lancer By Moonlight enjoyers this resort arc has had honest to god some of the best role-playing I've ever seen from a group and I cannot wait for yous to see what we've all been cooking

wtf is the "gen z stare" what fuckin evil are we being accused of harboring now, demonic possession?

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

It's a little bit funny that the gay options in Mass Effect 2 for Femshep are "You get rejected, you die, or you're long distance because she had to move for work" Like Shepard get up girl

Belrali in your pocket

Hello do u remember when u were young and all u had was potential and had yet to make any mistakes? u can live it again: with our new Looking Glass technology! finishing canto 4 innit www.twitch.tv/maxpoetic

Discovered you can drift while using ramjet in Galactic Racer and this changes fucking everything

if you do a barbell curl to failure you have exactly 24 hours before you are no longer able to fully extend your arms (Yes Rath I stretched)

All those times I said I was working on a Secret Project? It was always #MassEffect, darlings. My favorite game. The dream. THE dream. “I would be so good at writing this huge franchise they should call me.” And they did! It happened! And then it didn’t. There is a hole. And always will be.

i saw the leaked Mass Effect 5 trailer and can't lie guys I don't know if I ever wanted it but I'm devastated that it'll never see the light of day regardless also Matriarch Liara maaaaaaannnnnnnn

hello im racing glup shittos because i dont have enough brainpower for story analysis today!!! Limbus tomorrow Racing today Scrib doon motherfuckers www.twitch.tv/maxpoetic

hellooo its max streams limbos finishing canto 4 and then starting whatever is after that assuming an intervallo but you never know with these crazy kids

my feelings on the series have massively hardened over time but mass effect was like my GAME yknow like the first game i ever got invested in fandom and fan content for and shit as a teen and im just fuckin sad man i never thought 5 was coming out rly but it sucks to have it confirmed

these fucking vandals man

let's proactively include ourselves in things with mama

read the php vuln news and maybe we should all just play outside today?

that Tintin movie they made like 15 years ago goes fuckin crazy

I envy the red pikmin. They cannot hear blues screaming. Why am I cursed with ears. Why me

bro I am kinda beautiful actually wtf

Everyday I use my fucking head to break rock walls. And for what?? A lemon, if I'm lucky.

the wolf is tired @maxpoetic.online

all this because of a dead pedophile and a mediocre author

Fortiche animators better be able to retire at 35 with enough money to live their dreams because of how good they are at running PR for Riot They can't make me forget they're deleting League Classic by Fortiche making Evelynn make my ovaries explode but they sure as hell tried

the worst thing about Morthal isn't Morthal, it's that Solitude is 5 minutes away

@foreverkt.bsky.social forgot I have people to feed #art