maya kern

i’m maya! im a fat queer artist and author who designs size inclusive, ethically made clothing with my wife devin i have feeds set up for my #art, my #store and my queer romantasy book series #spitfire (plus my #dnd hijinks) 🛍️ store.mayakern.com 🅿️ patreon.com/mayakern 🔗 mayakern.com

THE WAIT IS OVER! 💗 Remaining presale inventory launches TODAY at 3 PM, including previously sold-out skirts! Note: Black skirt photos are digitally edited previews. Final products may vary slightly. store.mayakern.com/collections/... #store

hey y'all! while the business is much more stable than it was a month ago, we are still dealing with the huge UPS bill! we have about $40k left to pay on it and really need the sales to keep up with the payment schedule. please help us keep making size inclusive, ethically made clothing! #store

I’m an art educator at an art gallery and wear your skirts all the time! I particularly like wearing the art in frames patterned skirt when I give tours around the gallery. I always get lots of compliments on them! Thank you for making beautiful skirts that make my job more fun!

these coloring pages are EXTREMELY nice; I probably wouldn't try full-on watercolor with them but they handle watercolor pencil or crayon with a very light wash of water for blending/smoothing well

Snowed-in days are coming! ❄️ Stock up on Maya's coloring pages for those days when it's too cold to leave the house. Printed on thick cardstock, perfect for colored pencils and alcohol markers. 🎨 Grab five pages and get a discount! store.mayakern.com/collections/... #store

Caed grins down at me, one of his long, sharp brows arched expectantly. I can’t decide if I’d rather punch him or kiss him. “Well?” he asks. His voice is low and confident; expectant. “Do you yield?” When I swallow, I can feel the metal’s kiss. #spitfire #art #romantasy

why do dogs always cough like they’re dying

shot some new pics of the deadly florals and swans skirts with the better printing today

absolutely incredible review i’m stapling this to my wall #spitfire

almost forgot to post today’s #spitfire chapter! unfortunately lysithea no longer stabs feon with a fork but i think what ive added makes up for it! and she can always stab him with something else later :) #art #romantasy archiveofourown.org/works/948679...

ngl whenever i go to the movies i often wear our skirts purely for the contraband opportunities. movie concessions are wayyyy too expensive

A new rainbow skirt design! I don’t have a name for this one yet, so if you have ideas, let me know. 🌈 #art

apple for puppy

almost forgot to post today’s #spitfire chapter! unfortunately lysithea no longer stabs feon with a fork but i think what ive added makes up for it! and she can always stab him with something else later :) #art #romantasy archiveofourown.org/works/948679...

We LOVE hearing stories about our clothes finding each other out in the wild! Two strangers bonding over a pomegranate skirt and a dragon shirt in a bookstore make this even better. Please keep sharing these little moments with us. They genuinely make our day. 💗 #store

hey y'all! while the business is much more stable than it was a month ago, we are still dealing with the huge UPS bill! we have about $40k left to pay on it and really need the sales to keep up with the payment schedule. please help us keep making size inclusive, ethically made clothing! #store

just made poople canon AND emotionally poignant in hemlock’s dnd game

bee skirt bee skirt thank u @mayakern.com celebrate hamue buzz buzz

Designed a constellation skirt! This design includes both northern and southern hemisphere constellations, plus maybe a few… not-so-real ones! 🌟 #art

Quick note from Maya! #store Mailing list sign-up: store.mayakern.com

Even got cuted up to save democracy. (With a necklace from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social of course. And a @mayakern.com skirt! Queer rep!)

Designed a constellation skirt! This design includes both northern and southern hemisphere constellations, plus maybe a few… not-so-real ones! 🌟 #art

i got mine!!! it's sooo comfy and just perfect for a clown princess like me!!

Our black midi petticoat adds volume with a smooth satin underskirt, structured tulle, and a stretchy waistband. 🖤 Sizes XS–3XL available! #store Shop here: store.mayakern.com/collections/...

i fucking hate it here 😭

It has been really exciting to rework this series so that we can pitch it to publishers in a romantasy novel format while Maya restarts publishing it as a webnovel. We got so much interest at Frankfurt as well, so now is the time to catch up!

working on a lot of potion bottles lately! Gonna make a fun little sticker collection soon👀 Here's a few think look quite fun together - and are based off some characters in a dnd campaign I'm in! | #myart || #art || #potions || #bottles |

A new version of #Spitfire is here! My queer polyamorous romantasy series is back as a webnovel on Ao3--meaning it'll be completely free to read as I upload the new chapters! If you like shapeshifting dragons, super messy drama and lots of spice, give it a try! archiveofourown.org/works/948679...

Gamehole Con Day 3 Fit 🍊

think i might fuck around and start posting the return of #spitfire this weekend. i was debating waiting til next week but. im impatient.

roxanna and the aasimar and tiefling on her shoulder… and the dragonborn looming menacingly behind her #art #dnd #oc

Ice cream season may be winding down, but this skirt is still on the menu. 🍦 Now $60 on final sale, with sizes XS–M, L–XL, 2XL–3XL & 6XL–8XL still available. Make it yours: store.mayakern.com/collections/... #store

these skirts are so cute and comfortable and i have SO many of them and i regret nothing

One skirt is good. Three skirts? We support that decision. 💕 Buy 2 skirts, get your 3rd skirt 50% off! Mix, match, grab the ones you’ve been eyeing; your skirt rotation is about to get a little bigger. Start your shopping here: store.mayakern.com #store

My wild magic sorcerer, Roxanna, with different hairstyles! #DnD #LC #OC #art

My wild magic sorcerer, Roxanna, with different hairstyles! #DnD #LC #OC #art

btw, this is a real skirt I designed with @mayakern.com and there are still preorders running for the design rn! if you'd like a witch skirt of your own. store.mayakern.com/collections/...

it's fall, you bet your sweet bippy i wanted to do another floral witch!! had to be anemones this time

Our Pumpkin Cotton Pleated Skirt is an easy fall staple! Wear it now with a cute top and ankle boots, then layer it with tights, sweaters, and taller boots as the weather gets colder. Plus: soft cotton, plenty of volume, a stretchy back waistband, and those ridiculously huge pockets! #store

Bought a couple skirts from @mayakern.com and they are so soft and pretty! 😍

Linktober post will come tomorrow. Got some stuff happening tonight. Here's me looking cute instead in a @mayakern.com jack-o'-lantern skirt