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I didn’t see the entirety of the Wizard of Oz until I was an adult because the first couple times my parents put it on I ran and hid when the Wicked Witch showed up.

Kentucky, motherfuckers. Kentucky. No excuses.

God forbid they have their own life after retirement.

my two brains

What I’m hearing is that we can combine Fat Bear Week and the election. Put some of those bears on the debate stage with the human nominees and you’ve got guaranteed ratings.

Look, it’s pretty obvious that God hates the Lions, but someday they’re gonna win anyway and it’s gonna be like that thing in Dogma where if they prove God wrong the world ends So be ready for that, I guess

So, so disappointed. A little bit surprised to be alive. But mostly disappointed.

The Dingoes will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Things I was frightened of as a child: Carnage, the Spider-Man villain The Wicked Witch of the West Death

If you see, you are legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character:

@jocelynbenson.bsky.social how about you exercise some oversight on this garbage extra second here, get ahead of the issue

@debbiedingell.house.gov when are you going to release a statement on that bullshit second, show some integrity

The whole season needs an asterisk, we can’t trust any of the results

I can confidently say this is the worst thing that has or is going to happen to me this year and that’s funnier if you knew anything about my personal life right now

what the FUCK

ACAB includes refs who can’t read a goddamn clock

This is like when they spent ten minutes deciding Patrick Sparks toe wasn’t on the line in 2005 when it fucking WAS and we could see it in a goddamn tube TV except WORSE because MSU had another overtime to win the game and WMU just got fuckin cheated

And seriously what the fuck, rushing the field after you barely beat a MAC team and required blatant corruption from the officials to do it I try not to criticize the youths since I no longer am one but have some fuckin dignity and be properly ashamed of what happened here

This is like when the Obsidian Spur cheated in their hoedown against the Kansas City Hotsteppers except worse

Look I don’t care if he’s an alum if El Sayed won’t commit to demanding a congressional investigation of that game I’m not fucking voting for him

Somebody check the refs FanDuel accounts

My 11 year old daughter and her grandfather are now going frame by frame on the dvr and shouting about how the clock was obviously at zero while the ball was still live and they’re right to say it

Michigan can never complain about 2001 again, this was so much worse Fuckin bullshit ass fuckin refs

CORRUPTION THEFT BULLSHIT

If Michigan wins on this play it’s an indelible stain on the whole season, just obvious corruption, cancel the season

I don’t think this will be quite as satisfying as Appalachian State but it would definitely be up there

Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? Ok, so this is my legit favorite movie from that year (and all time, really), but my best movie theatre experience was Snakes on a Plane.

My man looks like he’s advertising dental implants on a billboard off I-75

I’m 40 years old, and yesterday I royally fucked up my back crouching down to put some masking tape on the floor so I could see how my table is going to fit in a new room.

Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation why.

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A woman writes a book about an IRS agent auditing a small business.

I’ve had Jonathan Chait blocked on every platform I’m on for years and he’s STILL managing to move up the list of people I find most annoying. That’s dedication to the craft right there

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

what’s your favourite acting role by a singer?

I just got a fundraising email for Amy Acton paid for by Jocelyn Benson, and I gotta say if this is part of a plan to get me, a reliable Dem voter, to question how worthwhile voting is at all, it’s a pretty good one. Also Michigan pols should only discuss Ohio in the context of annexing Toledo.

All the character designs feature leather dress shoes: the game is Broguelike

Oh my god I think I found the video.

Hey @freep.com, this isn’t a “politically divided household,” it’s two Republicans but one of them is voting strategically based on racism.

Is there anything more satisfying than getting a crossword clue because of a book you read in elementary school? You get it right and you get to reminisce. Thanks, @danielpinkwater.bsky.social, for having Uncle Borgel teach me what an eft is.

I used to read @kaaauthor.bsky.social’s The One and Only Ivan to my 4th graders every year when I was a teacher. I just read The One and Only Ruby, and y’all, I’d have SOBBED in front of 27 ten year olds if this had been written back then.

It is 11:30pm, everyone is in bed, and the silence is broken by my seven year old loudly singing “who let the dogs out” from down the hall

If somebody ever invented the Eternal Sunshine memory machine, I would use it exclusively to read books again for the first time

Ok I get the benefits of the nuclear block and the general blocking culture, but damn if it isn’t disappointing to get to the top of a vague but obviously drama filled thread and think you’re about to understand it only to see that the initial post is blocked

When I was a kid, I could hear the TV turned on with nothing playing from upstairs and across the house, and it would keep me awake. Losing that has been one sort of nice side effect of aging.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious