anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸

the sophi n some cards to get to know me (it is more than 10 and that’s ok)

how soon before an interview goes live is it appropriate to say “if x, you’ll see me on the news” (i got interviewed by fox 2 about the st. louis police doing a cops-style show (i think that’s bad believe it or not))

hit a home run in a women’s baseball game then clogged two different toilets in the women’s restroom i might be a GOP attack ad come to life

had a lot of laughs in the theater at not particularly appropriate times, i think people were struggling to engage with things that made them uncomfortable without treating it as humor. sad!

#nw

it’s really good. it’s really good. i am still questioning the veracity and artificiality of everything i just saw. it’s the second documentary i’ve watched this year that made me rethink what a documentary can be (the first was FIUME O MORTE). it’s really good!

#nw You Can See Everything

here you go you fags

dolls to watch out for "Girl Research"

it was windy out today

CHUD DEFEATED. BIG SOPHI VICTORY

ok transgender google where can i get a big floofy princess dress. help me out here

beat sebulba on my second try with an all-in ramjet redliner build

Forest Park with my wife

tell me Business Sophi is still pretty

metatextually it’s extremely funny that this movie is currently bombing but seriously you should go watch it when you get the chance

taking the bus home from work and some kid in the back genuinely got one of his friends with “spell icup” on a full bus during rush hour. it was devastating

can you guess what standard-legal magic card i described like this?

it must be october the way we’re locked in this cage

wishing all those celebrating locktober an easy and meaningful fast

trimming my bush before reading bad, depressing poetry at the open mic just in case

they should’ve taken the elena delle donne jersey out of the rafters and subbed her in

genuinely this is obscene. the refs aren’t letting them play defense at all. it’s terrible to watch a team just get absolutely screwed over for no reason other than that the refs decided they should

genuinely obscene the way this mystics game is being refereed. atlanta can’t handle the mystics’ physical defense in the paint so the refs have completely neutralized it for them. feels rigged!

it cost me $75 to get the flu vaccine without insurance today no wonder public health in this country is awful

big fblthp victory

FBLTHP WIN! FBLTHP WIN!!!!

mystics were running away with it so the refs started calling ticky tack late fouls from the ref with the worst angle to the play, crazy rigged

*stomping my foot* first of all i’m not a cuck, i’m a voyeur, which is french, which means it’s classy,

if you came to pride and you missed me getting spanked and that was something you wanted to see, my dms are open,

PULLED AN ULTRARARE SOPHI FROM A PACK [NOT CLICKBAIT]

i’ll be at tower grove pride today come say hi!

i’m around

last night while at the bar i had a broth back, which is a shot of tequila and a shot of curry, and i got bit or stung by something on the lip when i took the shot of curry and my lip is still all swollen and painful today :(