G. Gordon Litty

AKA Eddie Bluesky

there's about a million things he hasn't done BUT JUST YOU WAIT

Taysom Hill retire bitch (respectfully)

PINEAPPLE BIG SHOT BABY

some NBA fans: I can't believe the season starts in October Pelicans fans: I can't believe we were eliminated from contention before the end of October

the Blue Jays wasted soooooo many chances in this series

Today is the day that Kevon Looney officially became a New Orleans Pelican.

Today is the day that Derik Queen officially became a New Orleans Pelican.

I sat behind John Goodman while he was watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button alone in a movie theater. He ate the jumbo popcorn and an entire refill during the movie.

They killed DeBoer

Steve Scalise, Mike Johnson, John Kennedy, Bill Cassidy, and the rest of the do-nothing Louisiana House and Senate delegations are going to sit idly by and let Donald Trump and Elon Musk destroy FEMA, which their state has relied on heavily and often for the past 20 years to simply keep existing

drinking Four Roses and listening to Chevelle (thanks @lukeoneil47.bsky.social)

deciding on dinner

even though the author doesn't actually eat the sandwich, this may me day dream about the bottom olive oil-soaked half of a loaf of Central Grocery bread

This man is ready to risk it all for an imaginary six fingered hand job

It's great that a federal judge, via a concurring opinion which has nothing at all to do with the case before him, is using the Federal Reporter like it is a place to make posts

Incredible that a lawyer, Drew Ensign, has decided that the power and prestige that comes with arguing cases for the United States of America is worth filing pleadings that result in this type of scathing written opinion worthy of inclusion in a law school textbook. It's not worth it, Drew.

congrats to Mike Malone on coaching Zion Williamson, Cooper Flagg and Trey Murphy III in the 2025-26 season

Chuck Schumer retire bitch

I was wishing that I had a few dozen eggs lol

The University of N.O. Limit Soldiers

Danny DeVito tweeted to suggest that this originalist Supreme Court justice should "retire bitch"

This first round draft pick of the Seattle Supersonics once compared a good looking girl to a bacon and egg sandwich

In 2007 the tweeter for this West Coast MLB team was tired and just wanted to head to P.F. Chang's with his wife

ESPN host Stephen A. Smith once called P.F. Chang's version of this classic Chinese appetizer, and other things of its nature, "preposterous"

Miriam Adelson is such a big supporter of Donald Trump that she just had her basketball team trade Luka Doncic in one of the worst trades of all time just to change the news cycle

why is the New York Times trying to Avoid admitting that this is a word? very fishy

Crossword clue: See 19 down Me:

reminder that Eminem once rhymed "Marty Schottenheimer" with "naughty rotten rhymer"