MBT (@mbtyugioh.bsky.social)

5 June

Rest easy.

14h

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY TRIED TO SNEAK BY FREAX (feat. @FarfaYGO ) - DLES - 2006 TRYOUT DUELS - CELESTIAL DECKS THIS STREAM IS SPONSORED BY CELESTIAL DECKS SO IF YOU DON'T WISHLIST THIS GAME YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! twitch.tv/mbtyugioh

had my first "weekend" in like. a decade over the last two days. having a space seperate from my house has been good...ish - it's also been insanely challenging if i want to actually get everything i want done, don. but most importantly, it has prevented me from sneaking upstairs to work

guys, turn on the twitter. it doesnt matter what channel

one of the top days in the history of the app happening rn

Prince of Fairies 😊 (comm by @greatmothsucks.bsky.social)

CROSSPOSTING THE THREAD! Millions of "55 NEGATES 55 HANDRIPS" YT setups lie in ruins. We've lost 34 of the best endboard pieces the game had to offer. It's time to find the NEXT group of assholes who'll show up in combo videos. Who's next for negation? I'll start with Mr. 2.5 Negates himself.

need to read some mechsploitation fic from the perspective of the hr department

Naraka Final Ghoul@eris.anarchogoth.rip

@unwisewoman.bsky.social @thatdoll.online

hr. exploitation? oh, no - don't tell me erica hasn't signed off on anne's OT again. ugh, don't worry, i'll talk to h- ...she WHAT?

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wint

@dril.bsky.social

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

AIRPORT UPDATE: the multitool has finally fallen victim to the overwhelming might and intellect of the tsa. RIP in peace you bladeless wonder, may a flight of angels sing thee to thy tower

MBT@mbtyugioh.bsky.social

got to live the ultimate male fantasy too, guy was like “we gotta take this” and i said “it doesn’t have a blade, it’s compliant” and he said “there isn’t a compliant one, any serrated edge will do it” and i said “it doesn’t have one” and he looked at it for three minutes and said “you’re clear”

here’s how the conversation went: “you can’t have a multitool” why “because of the blade” this one does not have a blade “but it’s a multitool” yep “well multitools have blades” often, yes “so you can’t have it” why “because of the blade” this one does not have a blade “well, it’s a multitool” right

its whatever im only out ten bucks and im sure it was just a tired guy trying to get through a shift but im feelin like richard dawkins. let me keep my fucking honey you dundridges!!!

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ESG Hound

@esghound.com

lol

ive decided to rectify this by making the first-ever Good twitter alternative. gonna rent one of the bathroom stall doors at the times square olive garden, then hang a sharpie on it so you can write jokes. there will be a pile of laminated dril tweets you can "repost" with magnets. hosed off daily.

MBT@mbtyugioh.bsky.social

wait so blueskys all vibecoded claude shit and all the admins are weird crypto libertarians and they’re spending the profits on more AI garbage whats the sell to this website again? is it that the replyguys are wokescolds instead of nazis

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K. Thor Jensen

@kthorjensen.bsky.social

Threads check

i always feel kinda miffed when i hop in an uber and they immediately turn on the white guy playlist on their phone. like HEY im COOL i listen to more than 2007 Top 40s COME ON then about 10 minutes later im like damn they clocked me i really COULD go for the offspring right about now

me in 2070 at the nursing home, muttering while my nurse sponges me: then galdalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop terminator captain kirk and darth vader lo-pan su

Micah@rincewind.run

everyone of a certain online age (the bluesky age) can recite most of this from memory especially the final, iconic “mister rogers in a bloodstained sweater”

(perman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan)

I MISSPELLED GANDALF FUCK

pocoloco........................he's a LUCKY guy!

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punkitt ‼️🧣

@punkitt.bsky.social

so overworked rn it’s crazy. i desperately need a minion

CROSSPOSTING THE THREAD! Today, I want to give people a chance to flex how much Yugipedia they've read. Therefore: I'm asking for your least-important, strangest, lowest-stakes bit of YGO trivia. For example - did you know the Takahashi cards don't have an art border?

oh no.

Tolarian Community College@tolariancommunitycollege.com

I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture!

anyone else's lgs hopelessly addicted to making AI posters for their case tournaments or just me

still thinking about the mask discourse lesbian bar in shitville, massachusetts. like doing "you are not centering aroace voices in your sonic the hedgehog zine" shit but in a city of 47 people. the cia will rule small towns for the next trillion years

a couple dead giveaways in the article btw but the dead-to-rights tell is them describing unmasking as "impacting the most intersectional of us" yugioh cards definition of intersectional

12 Sept

THAT SHIT TOOK TEN YEARS OFF MY LIFE

12 Sept

took me 832 hours, last cheevo was dedication (obviously), hardest was ultra hard. favorite character t beth, least favorite character t. forgotten. still do not have tainted faceless in my bestiary. FIEND FOLIO FINALLY!

7 Sept

there are upsides to being over 30: unparalleled control over your life and finances, a strong internal understanding of who you are and your place in the universe. but there are huge negatives as well: no one to talk about homestuck beyond canon with

7 Sept

ly'lac enter was really good. i like the way yiffany is written

2 Sept

CROSSPOSTING THE TWITTER THREAD! This week, all anyone's been talking about is Advanced. How bad it is, how bad it will be, if it's even fun at all to play a glorified coin-flip simulator. OK, Smart Guy - let's see YOU take a crack at it! How do we fix YGO's current powercreep problem?

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Jon Bois

@jonbois.bsky.social

29 Aug

one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new

28 Aug

Had an amazing night at Evolution Games - they reached out for information on hosting Genesys OTSes, and I put up some prizing and got the word out. They got OTS accreditation TODAY and we ran out of room for tonight’s local! Picked up a Pikachu plush for my daughter (my childhood one in the BG).

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28 Aug

AND if it's close to you (Annapolis MD), they're asking for potential duelists to let them know when in the week works for a recurring local! discord.gg/qDRM8rFQAA

27 Aug

ive said it before and ill say it again - i just need one more day. like an extra day in between thursday and friday, where i can get the rest of everything done

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Tony Zaret

@tonyzaret.bsky.social

20 Aug

Did I just write the official PROSHIP ANTHEM? Full video here: youtu.be/LPR59D0hh-8

21 Aug

speed cameras, mangione centrism, ethical bible study, spreadsheet people. i could not be happier. bluesky's finally developing its own main character infrastructure. keep it up friends

21 Aug

leaving cans of beans around my newborn just to see if i can recapture the magic

20 Aug

playtesting new format and holy SHIT mind scan is just a card invented by hitler

19 Aug

this guy getting raked through tha coals but the bible is probably the most important literary instrument in the history of time

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19 Aug

do not let your reddit atheism prevent you from unlocking the source i’d literally 99% of all allusions in literature also its important as a reddit atheist to have a fundamental understanding of the bible so you can epically own nondenominal christians worshipping outside the pizza hut in the mall

@kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social

19 Aug

CROSSPOSTING THE THREAD! Today we're talking about decks that were way better than they looked - and already looked good. I'll start with AGOV Unchained. It was SO good, even mid players could consistently win with it. But if you played someone GOOD on the deck - god. It was unwinnable.

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Guillotine Hunger Force

@handle.invalid

18 Aug

Dmitry Grozoubinski@explaintrade.com

The guy who opened fire at Comet Pizza because he'd cooked his brain online and believed they were a child sex trafficking hub was exactly as confident the people he was aiming at deserved it as Luigi Mangione, which is just one reason it's a bad idea to lionise vigilante murder.

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biftechnoir

Aella’s $18,000 slutcon thingy where she and a crack team will coach you on sex

current "speed camera" discourse is highlighting one of the underlying frictions in blueskyery: the superficial, sloganeering desire to oppose the state and the expansion of surveillance, and the deep-seated desire to be a good little boy who follows all the rules

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