Duncan

BREAKING: in April 2026, *every single one* of the 1,570 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans. In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 6,066 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November 2025), and nobody else.

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

A Classic Twistwood Tale to help folk find me!

Now that X isn’t using the Twitter trademark, we should call posts on all these platforms “tweets.” It should be much easier than usual to genericize the term.

No first post.