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#jocktober

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall… Here…you can clearly see the result of the fall.

@nbcsportsbayarea.bsky.social 👇

To @nbcsportsbayarea.com please consider updating the music bumpers you use for @warriorsofficial.bsky.social broadcasts. I'm appalled that you're using the same 🎶 sh!t you've used since Steph Curry was a baby. TIRED! SAD! Thank you for your attention to this musical matter! REFRESH please!!!!

What's up with Ryan Seacrest?

What's up with Ryan Seacrest?

Al-Sayed looks incredibly fuckable in jeans and a black v-neck T-shirt. Prove me wrong.

This guy is so handsome he made me take a bad picture of him on my 📺 TV….who is he?

Threeway with Al-Sayed and Mamdani booked. Just need a cameraman and a whole lot of lights. Good times.

Chillin' under the summer heat dome....

Hey homos, happy fourth!

"I know there's a carrying handle around here somewhere...." #buttFun #buttsex www.youtube.com/shorts/WseFs...

...without Milli Vanilli

Self-own

That's it! Stephen Miller is an alien from Talos IV.

He can open my Strait of Hormuz

Total boner kill

Melania's message timed perfectly so that Kimmel, Colbert, et al can still squeeze this in tonight! 👏

It's the hand of Count Petofi #DarkShadows . . . . (or Trump's bruised and disguised hand from his long weekend of receiving anti-alzheimers and anti-dementia infusions)

closing this hump day out with a tight squeeze

Hey @jenpsaki.bsky.social , CAN IT with the "no question about it" comeback. It's a crutch! TIRED! #MSNOW

Hey @kpixtv.bsky.social is this why we haven’t seen Sara Donchey in weeks? She’s doing the news for Savannah? #Uverse

Just wondering where Sara Donchey of KPIX has been, that's all.

.@kpixtv.bsky.social With a heat advisory through 8pm Friday, finally your weather dudes will have something to talk about rather than how close we are to the "average" temps for any given day. Heggen and Peck really lean on that crutch. #PixPlus

Tr💩mp definitely has a "type"

Markwayne Mullin™ , gay icon www.lpsg.com/threads/sexy...

“I’m increasing all tariffs by 1,000,000% because the Supreme Court was very unfair to me.” - Senile Satan

DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE SUPREME COURT?

Fixed it.

He ain't right. Spread the word. 25.47

Dementia. He ain't right. Spread the word. 25.47

You blithering idiot

You nimrod, he's the greatest president ever. You stupid f*ck.