Steve Harvey Oswald

You can call Democrats "evil," "demonic," "Marxists," and "Communists." You can say cities are "dirty, crime-ridden, hell-holes." And your can say as much racist shit as want about Somalians, Haitians and Mexicans. But bad-mouthing the Cheesecake Factory is a bridge to far for since people.

My view on Elon's new "flying car" - It's an objectively cool stunt. Like, I'd clap my ass off to see this at a Monster Truck show, or stunt show or something like that. It's also an objectively stupid feature on a car that is for sale. No one needs that, and it's likely to kill people.

Company replaced most hardware phones with a webapp-based phone-system. Works OK most of the time. Hardware phones have 1 big advantage over this system - the buttons used to place calls don't magically disappear without warning.

Yeah, so having a sexy-voiced "personal assistant" for your voicemail message may seem like a cute thing to do, but it's really annoying. Especially when it does the thing where it whispers "Beep . . . I can't believe you fell for it." Just ugh.

Fucking company-wide IT updates that fuck up your computer and make it so you can't access the services you've been using for years. Last week they "retired" Chrome and left us only able to use Edge. Now, I've lost access to Teams and all the shared documents we use.

I have to stop buying comic book art at auction. But I now own an original page of Mike Mignola art from the very first (non-monthly) comic I recall purchasing: 1990's "Wolverine Annual 1" AKA "Wolverine: The Jungle Adventure." So stoked.

Whoa! "New" music from Morphine. I can't believe I'm typing those words. stereogum.com/2512392/morp...

I don't know what AI features were implemented at DCA this week, but lights are out on one of the runways, and my parents may be stuck in Atlanta instead of landing here tonight. They were supposed to land at DCA at 7:35 PM and just de-planed in ATL at 8::34 PM.

There are some tremendous performances in "Furious."

At the military's request, we've converted the Washington Monument into a missile silo, and the Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials are now mechs that combine into an even larger robot.

With all that sniper ammunition stored there, it will definitely explode easily when it's time to tear it down.

"AI Force" sounds like a bad Tom Clancy spinoff series that dads read at the beach.

Well, I guess that people are getting letters stating that their Medicare coverage is ending because of immigration status. I've worked with 2 clients today that received letters because they have asylum or TPS status. These absolute assholes.

I don't know what this really means, but I'm hoping that his staff is creating fake images of news headlines so he believes that it has been demolished and shuts up about it.

It's all "Oh no! The debt is too high, we can't afford that," until someone offers you a check for $5k.

Why is the guy in that Heineken commercial carrying 2 toasters?

I swear, between Coco and Francis, I'm going to die before this US Open is over.

Happy "New Adventures in Hi-fi" Day to all who celebrate. 30 years old today. Somehow, this has become my favorite R.E.M album. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I will not vote for any 2028 candidate unless their platform includes tearing this down.

I hate these motherfuckers so much. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/02/d...

Oh sweet Jesus. I had forgotten about this post. They're actually doing it. Not with the Shark Tank people (Dean Cain and Nicki Minaj for some reason). But they're actually doing it.

Ah, my favorite weekend of the football season.

Well, shit. Now we need to change mnemonic from HOMES to SHAME.

The absolute shit-storm this would cause if it had been, I don't know, Ben & Jerry's stating they would not sell their ice cream in "Red States."

I probably should have known this, but I just learned that Dolly was a silent producer on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (movie, show and not picked up re-boot), and Angel. How did I not know this?

It's a close race between this and the Petty greatest hits.

Not sure if it was the first purchase, but the first I remember is pre-ordering the hardcover of the Star Wars Episode I novelization. It was either from Amazon or Barnes and Noble. Maybe even Borders.

My mini cucumbers have a sticker reading "Inspired by Flavor."

My god! What the hell is going on over on Threads?

I hate the last day of vacation. I am dreading the hundreds of emails that await me tomorrow morning. There has to be a healthier way to do this.

Jeanine Pirro should lose her job, get disbarred, and then walk into the sea with her head hung low.

Made some cool things in metal molds today. I'll see how they came out tomorrow.

Chat, we're having dinner at the Duo Lingo restaurant.