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I don't know what lunatic prompted any of this but I can guess which looney bin it came out of. Just put your tin foil hats on and carry on. As for everyone else: Enjoy the eclipse.

OMG, how ignorant are some people? (Rhetorical) Eclipses have been happening for millennia.

You need to finish the gravity you have before you can get more.

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I love you guys.

Also anchor your cats.

wait wait who's the coyote in this simile? I demand unambiguity in my government-issued analogies

that's silly, when you're clearly the ones watching the coyote and concerned about his acme purchases.

They really just probably don't want you to know how much boom-juice they have stored somewhere.

You don't think they understand the gravity of the situation?

The moon's pull of gravy isn't as strong as my shirt's.

Wait, NASA really warned stupid people about how gravity works? Something they should have learned in the third grade?

Note to self … turn off ceiling fans!

Threads, where Redditors and twitter users go to cause doomsday scares.

Praise Jesus.

Because Europeans won’t be able to see the moon for a short time during the eclipse. Obviously, that means the Earth will lose gravity. Duh.

Look, when you get older you can use a little less gravity... stops your doctor from complaining about your weight, see? Short version, does that mean I can eat more pie and weigh the same?

One fewer thing*

Gravity is the original product recall

It's not the gravity I'm worried about. Will the dragon give us back the sun?

But we will definitely lose gravitas.

Has anyone told trump? Is he readying a sharpie to modify the solar map on this?

bsky users would bully Isaacman off the site, he's too thin skinned to be on a site not moderated by his friend musk.

Please tell me NASA didn't actually send this message. How fricken stupid has the US become? Perhaps instead of going after immigrants they should look at rounding up idiots. (and I don't mean developmentally challenged folks who are harmless, I mean the actual morons and idiots).

Whew.

My husband pointed out that this neither confirms nor denies whether the moon is haunted… NASA’s not telling us ALL that they know.