melꙮnics

melꙮnics

@meloonics.bsky.social

he/him Developer of Micentropy Godot Gang Creator of beloved memes such as "meloonics monday" and "I'm working with a friend on a game and we need a couple of soundtracks is anyone willing to work with us" My Discord -> https://discord.gg/GepENdvRwu

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the term you're looking for is southpaw controller layout. common in shooters like battlefield, gears, call of duty. :) named after the left handed boxing stance. yes, the sticks are reversed in a southpaw controller layout. controllers with buttons on the left never took off.

Bad design that makes your game better: Every single legendary RTS game has completely shitty and cringy voice acting and we need to bring that back, because that's just perfect for today's low attention meme culture. Think of empire earth's death sound or stronghold crusader's enemy types #gamedev

Left-handed people! I need your feedback! Do you think it'd be easier for you if on a game controller the right stick was for moving and the left stick was for looking? Or would that just fuck with established muscle memory?

"Diversity threatens the national identity" my guy during my walk through the city I walked past Olaf Scholz 7 times today, I think our national identity could use some changes to that

🇬🇧 "I am something between slightly inconvenienced and struggling to survive, but I have accepted the futility of the situation and/or am simply too tired to complain anymore" 🇩🇪 "Tja."

Miyamoto designed games in a way that made the likely young player base feel smart. Edmund McMillen's games however are designed to make you feel street-smart. #welloonicswellnesswisdom

Embrace your pain, take it seriously, but don't worship it. Only those who feel pain are looking for an escape from it. They may never find it during their lifetime, but the awesome thing is that they never stopped seeking. Your humanity is frowned upon because humans are difficult to deal with.

I just gotta leverage my german heritage and historical responsibility for the current situation, because it is VERY 👏 FUCKING 👏 IMPORTANT 👏 The enemy is patriarchal capitalism The enemy is patriarchal capitalism The enemy is patriarchal capitalism No (((financial elites))), no cabale, MEN IN POWER!

The WatchMojo Top 10 Epstein crimes that would humble even Joseph Mengele Iceberg Explained Situation is crazy 😧😮😲🫣🫢 and here's why you should buy my cryptocurrency - A measured response to an overdue video essay retrospective explained by a Millennial Charmander Ravenclaw, reacted to by a Metalhead

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It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.

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be simultaneously intelligent and humble enough to admit you might be able to be tricked or be conditioned into accepting unacceptable things as normal things, and you'll probably be all right but read some resistance literature just in case

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how often do you experience objects that seem to disappear from your space and then inexplicably reappear later? to the point it seems almost as if they'd temporarily vanished from this dimension? reply: never / once or twice / sometimes / regularly / all the fkn time / your comment here

Good morning hellmates! Gaben announced half life 3 by making the combine real, let me know in the comments how you like that. Today's death poll: Would you rather die A) as a combine stalker B) as a headcrab zombie C) trying Your objective today: smile warmly at a stranger

Pull your pants down. Sit down. Shit. Wipe. This process only works well in this exact order of tasks, everything else would result in catastrophic failure. Organize your other tasks the same way.

What makes you scared to become as amazing as, let's say... Toby Fox? Why do you feel like you have to leave yourself behind and become a person that already exists? Why are you not good enough?

Meloonics I don't care what weekday it is anymore poll #2 Would you rather die from A) a curable disease you can't afford the treatment for B) freezing to death in front of an empty apartment, that's only there to inflate rent prices C) Shot to the head and the heart from an autonomous AI drone

You know, something I was struggling a lot with throughout all my life is why can't I give myself the grace and cut myself the slack, that I've always happily given to the people who sought nothing but my destruction? Why is that?

Has anyone else heard the news about there being lots of inner tensions from within the fascist and hilariously incompetent leadership of your country? What was that about again? Something about who should have all the power I think. Who are you rooting for?

Also we're not gonna fuck with the things that make us part of the problem anymore, but one step at a time. Your quest for today, is to drink 1 glass of water. You cannot end fascism once and for fucking all, when you're dehydrated. Good luck!

Fuck man, I just read what Musk said about Vance and Thiel, I wonder how they'll respond. Hopefully this won't destabilize their strictly hierarchical system that inherently rewards greed™️ and discord™️. Because that's a very fragile system, mostly built on lies, malice and paranoia. Fingers crossed🤞

Ok, last thing. It's perfectly fine to die off-camera. But never self inflicted! We will never forget you and we will carry your stories as far as we can walk. I love you say it back please

Okay, I hope everyone enjoyed my mad rambling for the last few hours, but sadly I feel like I've done enough for today, I know it wasn't much (yapping online) and I'm deeply sorry I couldn't do more, I can only spread myself so thin, before I lose what little control I have over the situation. Nite!

Alexa, remind me to put the clip of Maduro singing "don't worry, be happy" to himself as the main menu music for Micentropy, you know, after we ended fascism once and for all and finally got a grip

Guys, I've talked to the fascists and they absolutely assured me, pinky promise on God, that they'll point the guns against themselves after they killed all of us, so that sounds like a good compromise I think.