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I don’t have a dementia to English translation app, no freaking clue what he’s saying

Trump: "Not only did he state that God is transgenderdjayyam"

BREAKING: A federal judge just disqualified Bill Essayli, the top federal prosecutor in southern California, from overseeing several cases — part of an ongoing legal battle over whether the Trump appointee has stayed in a temporary role longer than allowed by law.

El-Sayed on Trump's cognitive tests: "I went to medical school...In my neurology unit, I would have to give that MoCA exam...The only people that you give a MoCA test to are people who you worry may have cognitive deficits. By definition, if you're taking one of those tests, something's wrong."

How dare Crazy Nicki Minaj wear a Beige Suit after Labor Day. She used to be a great artist, but geez louise, she has gone off all the rails and now has ZERO Talent, probably from all of the money her new Dear Loser Trump keeps promising her, at least, until he doesn't need her anymore. #Blues

Rent Free, Baby.

Nothing says more I care for the people than not giving a shit about the environment that the people live in

Trump: "You may disable all of the environmental horseshit that they put onto the engines. Which we have now gotten rid of."

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A new House Judiciary Democratic staff report concludes Trump participated in Epstein’s network, citing accounts involving 11 women, including five alleging rape or sexual assault by the US President. #OpDeathEaters

Trump speaks to small Corpus Christi crowd, repeatedly glitches and makes strange noises during speech where he also slurred heavily while his dentures seemed to be falling out Supercut:

Trump laments animals being fried to death on solar panels, gushes once again about Jon Husted's ass (but disses Ken Paxton's), and brags about "making an absolute fortune" off the Iran War during an uninhibited even by his standards rally in Lubbock Supercut:

Talarico: "If you've seen an attack ad on your TV, that was Elon. If you've gotten lies in your mailbox, that was Elon. If you've received a text message saying scary things about me with scary black and white photos. That was Elon too."

Trump makes a gross slurping sound

Brown JC or Whire JC

Senator Lisa Murkowski just announced her endorsement of Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins, the sole Democrat in a four-way race for Alaska's open governorship, just days before the Nov. 3 election ....

No one knows him better than his niece. Mary nails it again

🚨BREAKING: Nearly 2,900 voters in one Georgia county have yet to receive the absentee ballots they recently applied for and are blaming their local officials’ hiring of an out-of-town vendor for the delays, they charge in a lawsuit filed Tuesday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Scoop: Fox News will finish October with its worst ratings in years, an ominous sign for Republicans ahead of the midterms. Compared to last October, Fox News is DOWN 27% in total viewers and 32% in the 25-54 demo. MS NOW and CNN are up. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/fox-news-r...

Headlines around the world, basically unreported in US corporate media. What is this all about?

Trump smacked with $10 million lawsuit after using rock legend's song as rally anthem rawstory.com/trump-lawsuit-2678153195/

Dude, schools can't even supply an aspirin without major paperwork.

Trump’s obsession with men’s bodies is getting out of control.

Big Brother is watching, but now we can watch Big Brother right back. I love that MapQuest is flipping the script. Apple Maps, where you at?!

Victims furious as staggering hidden price tag of Trump’s booming pardon spree revealed

I want to know, @housedemocrats.bsky.social @raskin.house.gov , WHY Epstein and trump were reported to the FBI by Maria Farmer in 1996 and nothing happened. Clinton was president and the head of the FBI was Louis J. Freeh so what happened? Did they DO ANYTHING? youtube.com/watch?v=Y-db...

House Democrats’ report revealed how much Blanche helped Maxwell during the interview. trib.al/AARQhtv

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Make Kindness Great Again. #VoteBlue

So hard to pick a favorite part of this article. Pretending that sending unsolicited dick pics at 53 was a “youthful indiscretion” is good, but don’t sleep on the argument that his wife forgave him for subjecting other women to unwanted nude photos so everyone else should too

OH NO YOU DONT.... WE ARE HIRING FORENSIC IRS AUDITORS TO DRILL INTO THE LAST 10 ON THESE GUYS, RIGHT? Look at the political right-offs alone. #EndCitizensUnited to cut their buying of power. #EndCrypto to cut the sex trafficking and moneylaundering rings. #EndAI... because its ARTIFICIAL.

Susan Collins tried to mock her Democratic opponent for being a fifth-generation logger. It backfired. Now Troy Jackson is firing back, exposing just how out of touch Collins has become with working-class Mainers.

“Honestly, anyone who votes for this dude after seeing him in action should be eternally ashamed. Like, what is your justification? He’s ridiculously terrible at his job. Comically awful. A walking SNL skit.” -- John Legend

The design chief for Cheesecake Factory franchise locations condemns Obama's comment, saying that their locations don't look nearly as tacky as the White House. Honestly this is nothing short of hilarious. *Chef's Kiss* www.cnn.com/2026/10/27/u...

Obama shouted from off stage “Obamas not in the Epstein files either” 🤣

The Guardian seems to be the only newspaper willing to report on the Epstein Files. Duly noted. #EpsteinFiles @theguardian.com

"[Jeffrey Epstein] tells [Alan Dershowitz] that he's not allowed to have full sex w/ anyone." FBI survivor testimony EFTA00277036 #EpsteinFiles