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It's crazy that someone with such a poor reading of the political moment was allowed to run for elected office.

Just because she is an idiot, doesn't mean she is moderate.

There is much pain in the world but not in this room.

English is not a prescriptive language and Merriam Webster is not you boss (probably). Speak freely, your freestyled idioms are always fine as they reasonably convey your intended message (and don't explicitly violate a specific applicable styleguide).

The number of living Henry Kissinger.

The best time to burn down a Nazi bunker was like 80 years ago, but the second best is...?

Look, I know it's bad how JDs kid follows his lead on swearing*, I just hope he doesnt see what his dad does to elementary schools. *swearing is good, actually.

Who killed the world? www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

This is just Clark Kent running against Superman - the first is clearly just the same guy without his glasses.

Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time.

A film I saw on a first date - at a midnight showing about 90 minutes from campus. When I dropped her off at her dorm after we saw the girl who won the pre-show fake orgasm competition getting arrested by campus police, apparently for being way too drunk. Good times.

Capital punishment should obviously be abolished, but if the state is going to commit premeditated murder it should be carried out by the most senior executive (potus, gov), in a method selected by the condemned, and broadcast live. We should have to see the monsters who rule us for whonthey are.

Aaron Swartz committed suicide in 2013 because the state came after him so hard for downloading too many academic papers, despite being a student at the University and having legitimate access to them. Ai companies are now just hoovering up every single thing imaginable.

The key takeaway here should be that the Trump bench is neither deep nor competent. They started at the bottom of the barrel, made the first wave take multiple positions and are still struggling to keep butts in seats for the remaining positions. It will get worse as rats flee as midterms approach.

Every time I read about the 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 of Ilhan Omar I hear Saul Goodman saying "You don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑦𝑒𝑟."

Calling them weird and deplorabe was fine, but this should be the standard approach. I also would like some Democrats to truly bully those freaks by accurately describing their actions and world views.

Mn Republicans are like "while I broadly support Trumps ethnic cleansing agenda, I do not think it is helpful to publicly call for a pogrom at this time"

#Factcheck : While the exact population of the modern 3rd Reich is open to debate, open sources (Wikipedia) place the most recent (1940) estimate at 109m, while typical senate campaigns staff around 50 on the high end. I Give Jon 4 pinochios.

Because she couldn't remember the other 9?

When you disseminate information knee to nose the message tends to be very clear.

The name is The Unites States of America. It has always been The Unites States of America.

Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune.

Who killed the world?

If I were a single issue voter my single issue would be dancing should be illegal.

I still dont know who will stencil is and will block anyone who tries to explain him.

2 of these are obviously correct, possibly 3.

This thread reads like a pitch for a Hostel sequel.

It's cool that the biggest companies can do crime at an unprecedented scale very publicly and we all just shrug it off because they said AI did it. Very cool system. No notes.

Wait, does he think these hiring standards apply to the service animals?

Always check your bulk. I also found $2.

Why hasn't Sy Sperling denounced Hasan Piker? #NotMyPresident

I do not know what either of these phrases mean and I will fight anyone who tries to explain them to me.

Posting this is a hate crime.

Witchcraft.

The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides... You will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

The CIA couldn't waterboard this out of me.

Fantastic - cut youth programs, so the kids have fuck all to do. Then spend orders of magnitude more on the cops so they can then harass those kids for trying to find something to do.

Every one dies. Not every one really lives.

Lmao.

Dancing sould be illegal.

Prisoners should be well fed, as should soldiers. Everyone, particularly anyone who is a ward of the state, should have good quality food.

Clearly we should let people who are proud that they are too stupid to read a book become professional writers. Excellent.

I fully supported Abdul until I learned that he reads. Reading is for nerds.

The cia could not waterboard this admission out of me.

Not all will feel the warmth of God's love.

A better world is possible.

#ThingsReactionariesSayThatWouldBeAwesomeIfTheyWereTrue

Leave Jimothy alone.

Wow, I am shocked to learn that the ethnic cleansing police are racist.

It is crazy how different people look at you if you lose 50 lbs, get a haircut and wear clothes that fit right...