Merrick Monroe πŸ’œπŸ–€

Merrick Monroe πŸ’œπŸ–€

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πŸ–€ Goth GF material 🌲 Nerdy autistic content creator in the PNW πŸ”ž MDNI 🌢️ I post boobs & ass @merrickafterdark.bsky.social 🍻 Life is more fun when you tip well πŸ• Dog: Irma

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Had a dream (nightmare?) that while I was out, someone installed a random 50 extra gigs of RAM in my computer, making room for it by removing one of the four (paired) sticks, which was then donated to a local secondhand tech shop. I

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Oct 14th - #Hackers of the world united to overload the Gibson, and prevent the Da Vinci virus from capsizing an oil fleet, designed to distract from "The Plague's" worm stealing $25m. πŸ“½οΈπŸ“… Hackers (1995)

Very frustrating to ask someone if they have personal recommendations or insight on something and then they send you a link that is obviously the first thing that came up on a Google search. Like thank you but that's not helpful? I already did that? Just say you don't know it's okay to not know.

Did that thing where you put a plastic bag of water into a leather heel that needs a bit more room across the width of the foot, and put it in the freezer so that the water expands the leather as it freezes, etc. etc., except the bag apparently had a leak in it so now I just have Wet Shoe.

The ice trick did kind of work tho, and since the leather is now wet I'm just wearing a sock to keep the leather stretched as it dries out, which means not only do I have Wet Shoe but I'm also wearing Wet Sock and, fuck, I did this to myself.

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Good news it's over 48 hours later since a double stick in the same arm and while I no longer feel like hot garbage, my arm is still super sore and is hard to raise above my head. Overall, brutal vaccine experience, did not enjoy, will do again next year.

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Picard devops tip: No, you are not allowed to connect your brain to the computer. Learn to type like everyone else.

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Ferris Wheel Press is making officially licensed magic the gathering fountain pens, and as a man who has spent wayyyyy too much money on both mtg and pens... how did they make them so ugly even i don't want them 😭😭😭