corv

corv

@corvidcall.bsky.social

they/he | not a minor | described by friends and lovers as "appropriate" | #1 orzhov boy

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The thing about getting people to vote for you is you have to actually offer them something "Im gonna segregate your community you slur, but vote for me cause maybe I wont harm other people as much as the other guy" is about as compelling as suggesting rat poison as a snack.

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sometimes I read these articles just to remind myself that men are not lonely ENOUGH why do so many guys have this weird fucking conqueror entitlement mentality where they want nothing more than to own a woman and then the moment they do toss her aside because it isn't fun to own, just to conquer?

Dr. NerdLove@doctornerdlove.com

NEW COLUMN: His girlfriend is great… but he’s just not that into her. When they broke up, the only thing he wanted was to get back together. What’s going on? ASK DR. NERDLOVE: I Don’t Want To Be In A Relationship, But I Don’t Want To Break Up Either!

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I think we underestimate the appeal of antigambling politics because every problem gambler is surrounded by 3-10 people who are absolutely sick of their shit.

David Brauer@dbrauer.net

Lula won in part by banning online gambling

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I think people intuitively understand that democratic candidates tossing trans kids to the wolves is not only morally repugnant but also politically ineffective, otherwise they wouldn't freak out every time someone said they weren't voting for a democrat who did this

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The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

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Mayford discourse be like "Uhg Verosika is a super famous Pop Star! Why is she doing coffee runs for Wally fuckin' Wackford??" U guys r miserable. U dont bring your significant other little treats simetimes just because you like them and want to do a nice thing for them?

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Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

Micah@rincewind.run

chat I don’t think doubling down on this ad is working out real well for vivek

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Spoilers for #thetraitorandthewretch : A lot of characters get the "if anything happened to [x], i'd kill everyone in the room and then myself" quote applied to them, but my good friend percy of valmere is truly one of the few to follow though to the best of his abilities.

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yeah the ds version is the better way to experience 999 but I've been glued to the pc version because I like to hear the characters' voices #zeroescape

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further enshittification of the internet, this somehow went into my spam despite the invite only being good for tonight so i almost completely missed it

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i think everyone getting mad are just cowards who are scared to directly say they think the transphobic policies are good

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com

I think people intuitively understand that democratic candidates tossing trans kids to the wolves is not only morally repugnant but also politically ineffective, otherwise they wouldn't freak out every time someone said they weren't voting for a democrat who did this

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MY GOAT NIV #YESMYGUILDPACT

Commander's Herald@commanders-herald.bsky.social

“‘Bigger problems?'” echoed one member of Ravnicans Against Trans Sporting, aka R.A.T.S., who also belongs to the Azorius guild. “What problem in Ravnica, a city that is inundated with interplanar threats at least twice a month, could possibly be more important than my senseless bigotry?”

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Replying to @tagluvr.bsky.social

gone😭is😭what😭we😭are😭😭😭😭😭😭fucking genius

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You can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. I love Stolas but I can recognize his flaws (he has none) and hold him accountable for his mistakes (he's never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (they're always valid).

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It always comes back to this for me; if AI was so good, such a disclosure would be a selling point. If AI was everything these slop jockeys said it was, they should be proud to let people know their game was AI made. But the proof is in the pudding, and they can't stand that people don't want it.

Kim Hu@kim-hu.com

I can't believe he's still at it, it's been days

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“To the faithful gathered here, thank you for your support, and know that I now feel better than ever before—so good, in fact, that I will shortly be back in shape and able to take on the Lord God Himself.” — Pope Leo XIV

theonion.comIncreasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle GodVATICAN CITY—In the latest sign that his health continues to improve, Pope Leo XIV declared Friday in an address to Catholics around the world that he would soon be strong enough to battle God. “To th...

people used to just be smoking in restaurants all the time. sometimes you forget how unbreathable the air used to be!!!

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?