spooky halloween txt

spooky halloween txt

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a thing i haven’t seen mentioned enough on english language social media: was Flavio Bolsonaro cloned? that motherfucker supposedly has a mother but looks like he got 0% dna from her

It’s become a Halloween tradition for me to read this to the kids at the school library. Every year a bunch of the kids go what the heck was that, but a handful of them are like wait that was the coolest thing ever. Jon Klassen and I are creating future horror readers lol

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San Diego and Los Angeles could experience record high tides next week. Model guidance predicts Monday’s tide in San Diego being 2.5ft above a typical high tide. Tuesday will probably come in around 2.6ft, which would be the highest in San Diego history. Record tides are also possible in L.A.

Are you into: horny italian bards, creepy castles, standing stones, religious horror, prosthetic ears, or gross and maybe also horny monsters? then boy does Coy Hall have a book for you

Coy Hall@coyhall.bsky.social

It’s release day! DEVILRY IN GODLING WOOD: A Medieval Horror is out from Sentinel Creatives in paperback, ebook, & audiobook. Mybook.to/devilry

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ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

so just to be clear, the young turks were hyping up that they were going to out a republican senator as gay and using male escorts and their big shocking reveal is Lindsey Graham lmao

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social

theoretically there's at least one kid that hadn't really considered being trans until they opened the mailbox, saw the mysterious transgender mailer going around in texas, and went "hey, wait a second"

Bulls are going to have to ask people in the crowd to start playing for them soon

Blake Murphy@blakemurphy.bsky.social

For Bulls: Nic Claxton (hamstring) OUT; Jordan Hawkins (gastro illness), Dailyn Swain (gastro illness) DOUBTFUL; Leonard Miller (adductor), Isaac Okoro (knee), Zach Collins (quad), Tobe Awaka (knee) PROBABLE

New chvrches record cover looking like something i’d pay $10 for on itch dot ip that promises to be a “system neutral un-canon/anti-canon reimagination of the hex crawl”

We've been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium about a hundred times and I've waited to pet one of these big bugs every single time. Gotta pet the big bug.

c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social

Let's talk about marine isopods, the roly-polies of the sea. This is Bathynomus giganteus, the largest of 1000's of species that live in dark, deep, cold waters of the ocean where they feed on dead things that fall to the bottom (including whales!) They're crustaceans but with unusual traits...