Madison Metricula

I’ve never been to a Cheesecake Factory. Maybe I should try it once?

Bluesky has four kinds of users

I saw Wicker and Wildwood in the same weekend and loved them both

I just met a woman who wraps cables like a goddess My god

A dog just showed me the very good stick she found and she was very proud

I still can’t stop thinking about You Can See Everything. Elizabeth Holmes. She’s a liar and fraudster willing to put the lives of real people at risk, and she was RUTHLESS in harassing journalists and whistleblowers—one to the point of suicide. She’s so awful and so compelling

Do y’all ever think about that sexy pheasant lady from Rock-a-doodle?

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (Fielder/Oppenheim, 2026)

Look I cannot believe this needs to be said but writing a tie in novel you don't like is not the same thing as committing sex crimes. Astarion Fans Be Normal For Five Minutes Challenge level: Impossible, apparently

Carved pumpkins with my bestie; she did the Krobus and I did the Keyblade!

So Zacharia lasted half a Scaramucci?

Speaking of fandom Discourse, Helluva Boss is back 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t want to patronize to younger fans (because I don’t think they’re stupid or even misinformed, we all start somewhere and I’m not throwing that stone) but you can tell they’re analyzing these adult relationships with a teen perspective

Photo isn’t sharp but I love the way this magnetic polish was catching the light!

Fandom is so back. We're back to secret messages which True Fans must decode!

Wow. Didn’t take very long to go from “you’re overreacting” to public executions did it?

I’ll also tell you to get bangs and dye your hair

I’m sorry, I can’t sleep until I send my husband at least 14 reels

SISTER KOMBUCHA @animalweapon.com

All my fellow spooky bitches better Edgar Allan Go to the polls

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Noooooo my local Wake County Library branch thought they’d be able to stay open during the roof work but they determined they need to close until November for safety I mean good but also 😭😭

I’m still getting over the interview where Scott Bessent said Melania’s friends think he’s so handsome and they’re sad he’s gay

Rock me, Sexy Jesus youtu.be/XQNSvwGeP1s?...

It would be an honor to have my ass kicked by that majestic bird

One of my cats must have dropped this stinky poo RIGHT before I came in. Of course she didn’t cover it up 😭

In my house we hate Garrosh

new wolfenstein looks like shit

Overheard at the bar: these 30-something podcast bros are talking about their hasn’t been cultural advancement since the dawn of the internet Except for Tarantino It’s fascinating to hear it in the wild

I gotta lighten the mood on my feed so here’s how I found June this morning in a pile of cat toys from the basket she knocked over:

More ads writing themselves

Honorable mention to Silent Hill

I had a dream last night that Fifty Shades of Grey took place in Marvel Canada

It’s definitely easier said than done, but I keep thinking about the victim and how much easier her life would be if she wasn’t a survivor of sexual assault either and I have little sympathy for Geller I have enjoyed and recommended his work in the past but I don’t like how he’s handled this

I needed to clear my head so I started messing around on my guitar but while I was tuning my low-E down all I could think was, “More like drop-DEEZ NUTS!”

“But Mr. Secretary, I *am* an idealogical clown!”

I am in the god damn luteal phase

Therapist: For relaxation, have you tried deep breathing? Sicko: Like into the phone?

The special anxiety of asking for near-term days off when you’ve only been at the job a couple weeks

Stage fit for last night and today at Carrboro Music Festival!

PRIMETIME is the best movie I’ve seen this year. It’s beautifully shot with high contrast, colorful, grainy composition and principal performances from Robert Pattinson, Merrit Wever, and Skyler Gizmodo that are intense, nuanced, and theatrical.