maxwell ⎔

New PR: [Tablet] announce the iPad beta and list it under beta features (#12059)

transition goals

cryptographic vaginoplasty

move fast and forget things

one must wonder if the publication of gigantic asses magazine continued past 2000. are they part of skydance now

mentally i'm here (laudatory)

occasional CW/morse code transmissions towards no particular recipient. informational content varies in quality and quantity

People think of mathematicians and scientists as the same things. They aren't. Mathematicians and scientists are two totally opposite kinds of people who have to spend all their time together. Presumably engineering is what happens when they fuck.

idk they're quite abundant if you ask me

he's on grindr

it's insane how sauceless batman is

If you have a bittersweet yearning for a long lost undead blood drinking beastie, is that nostalgiaferatu?

time to do my famous trick! *skips around, jumps a foot backward, walks straight into a wall, and passes out*

johannes gutenberg:

johannes gutenberg:

i have explained atproto to many normal people and they all nod tentatively and say "huh that sounds cool". its not that complicated, people generally like the idea, theres just a huge amount of inertia to overcome to switch platforms

the fractal isn't dead, by the way. just stepping away for the spooky season.

the worst poster you know is going to get a .bsky handle

algebraic sexology

algebraic sexology

Booting from Hard Disk... Boot failed: not a breedable disk

what would y'all want in a Discord/Signal/Matrix-like P2P fully E2EE chat?

Bluesky meme: post a cognitohazard

self-OH: "my fursona is zohran mamdani"

underwear that says "nuance" on the front and "reactionary" on the back

TIL

underwear that says "nuance" on the front and "reactionary" on the back