Michael Biddle

I did this the old fashioned way by rupturing my achilles.

That robot in China immediately broke the 1st rule of robotics!

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Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Renegade (1992-1997)

Mike Johnson is going to freak out when he sees all these tweets in 3 years.

Siena has Duke employing the coward’s zone defense?!

😭😭😭 Womenz should worship menz

“see muted replies” is always a real “dead dove do not eat” situation for me

I understood more lyrics in Bad Bunny’s halftime show than in any song released by Pearl Jam.

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

This thread is important. It encapsulates so much that has been eating at me.

Just doing some Pacers trivia in the office.

Somehow even reading the words “Department of War” makes me feel like I have the loser stink on me.

More and more confident that Austin Reaves offseason regimen involved a meeting at the crossroads.

Thanksgiving vibes

My vice comes in the form of clips of people saying dumb things, and when I’m not close to God and praying… my timeline is flooded with clips of the other MPJ.

It’s always nice to get a dope teacher.

So basically places stopped hiring after Trump’s “Liberation Day.”

@daviddennisjr.bsky.social bringing up the movie Belly on a Love Island recap feels like an all time “how black can I move in these spaces” heat check.

Apologies, the previous chart was incorrect. I missed that SCOTUS granted emergency relief in Murthy v. Missouri after the appellate court's stay. I also missed FDA v. Alliance. The updated rate of lifted injunctions for the Biden admin is 10% (2 of 21), not 0%.

The “old ass man” in this made me feel some type of way.

Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here

Very clearly, I was a cool kid.

I knew it was a possibility, but I really didn’t expect to feel this sad about the end of the Pacers season.

Hali steal ➡️ SIAKAM SLAM ➡️ SIAKAM AT THE HALFTIME BUZZER 🚨

2024-25 GM Survey...

This is who runs this account 😮‍💨

Going from rooting against the Brunson whistle to the SGA whistle is going to kill me.

A lesson learned in specificity

I can’t imagine not watching that game because of market size.

If the Knicks lost to the Celtics in 7 hard fought games instead of the Pacers, does Thibs still get fired?

The year I cheekily talk about how it “sucks to be a Pacers fan” would be the year we have the most fun.

The… Thomas Bryant game?

The New York Draymonds are going NUTS!

If anyone needs me, I’ll be crashing out for the next few hours.

Shamet?! Thibs is a broken man.

Still in disbelief that Tony Bradley got so many minutes.

He’s right. I don’t believe him.

“It’s Cam Payne, you don’t have to guard him that hard” foul on TJ McConnell.

One year the Heat beat the Pacers in the playoffs by realizing that they lacked anyone that could make post entry passes.

Knicks up 20… Celtics can do something funny here.

Drop a time when you felt fine

Every day, we wake up stuck in an absurdist comedy.

Woke up and learned that I should be punished for living in AR. Trying to figure out the difference between this and immigrants being punished for not being born in America.

Alonzo Mourning prepared Van Gundy for this moment.

Why would he get online to defend legislation that fights problems that have been repeatedly proven to not exist? It’s obvious that the only goal here is disenfranchisement.

I genuinely can’t believe how stupid everything is.