Dad DeCrow - Pleasure Sommelier

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Happy Monochrome Monday from YOUR DADDY. #MCM

I present the cure for Monochrome Monday.

I've set up this so that you can bow down and receive a Sunday blessing in your butthole.

Fact: If your hashtag string is longer than the text of your post, you are a spammer. 🛑 Follow me for more simple truths.

Show us who’s really running your Bluesky

Sissy boys be warned: around me, your cute lil outfits will be in danger of being ripped off ya. Dad has buttstuff to do. #GottaWerk

I'm last to the Shane Gillis discourse, but here I am. Let's go. There's much more to be said than can fit here in a 90 second clip so for my full comments, listen to the intro to this week's Savage Lovecast, out now!

Just me, waiting patiently for your arrival. Tardiness is unacceptable. #DungeonDaddy

Can you guess what I'm getting ready to host? Hint: it has nothing to do with Halloween.

Versatile dudes make the HOTTEST porn. FACT!

Seems the skelosexuals have found a pet this year. Happy holloweenie.

I've always been a swinger and a spinner. Join me?

Can you guess what I'm getting ready to host? Hint: it has nothing to do with Halloween.

Every day is Halloween at The Dungeon! We’re proud to provide spaces for you to let your true self out, or be someone (or something!) completely outside your day to day! While we continue making upgrades to The Hideout, pardon our dust and enjoy 20% off all Hideout rentals now through 11/30!

Pro tip: Saturday is a great day to clean that mirror that you love taking selfies in. You are loved.

Just me, waiting patiently for your arrival. Tardiness is unacceptable. #DungeonDaddy

Sissy boys be warned: around me, your cute lil outfits will be in danger of being ripped off ya. Dad has buttstuff to do. #GottaWerk

Wanna hang out together for a while? I have some ideas to keep you entertained. #DaddyDom #Kinky

Still trying to figure this out. Any ideas out there in kinky land?

Can someone tell me what these masks are called? I'm assuming that hose goes to a small brown bottle but can't find these on the interwebs.

Come check out our latest upgrade to The Hideout! The options for fun are endless with our new swiveling, swinging, new hard point! Rated for 1K lbs and as always, stress tested by our team! 😵‍💫

Can someone tell me what these masks are called? I'm assuming that hose goes to a small brown bottle but can't find these on the interwebs.

Just getting things setup for your arrival. #Daddy

Dang it. Forgot to take that as #FCF just in case you missed it.

The Hideout kitchen upgrade is now mostly complete with the fun new #Govee lights. Still trying to determine what I want to do with the right wall. Should I continue the glass tiles or put a dark smokey mirror? Lemme hear your thoughts.

Recurring Kink Support Group 📅 Oct 8 at 5:00 PM 📍 Kink Center venue - Capitol Hill, Seattle 🤝 Hosted by Halo Support Group 🔗 kinkcenter.org/calendar/bH5...

Seems the skelosexuals have found a pet this year. Happy holloweenie.

I've always been a swinger and a spinner. Join me?

This is what happens when we lift one another up rather than fight over our differences. LOVE THIS!

This is what happens when we lift one another up rather than fight over our differences. LOVE THIS!

Just try to get out...I dare ya.

I know I've been quiet here lately. I hope you've missed me in the best way possible. I'll be back on my bullshit soon but just know that Dad is out there getting shit done and making an even better Hideout for the sexy folk to enjoy.

You can see all previews for free on my JFF feed but since I love this one so much, I'm gonna share it here. Naturally sound ON for maximum enjoyment. #spandex #superhero #cosplay

Shout out to my Superman suit. It truly did give me buns of steel to empower my foot of fury. I will kick bad guys to the curb. #Cosplay #spandex #Superhero

Phase 1 of The Hideout Glow Up is complete! We will be rolling out new upgrades over the next few months, including exciting new gear and furniture, so keep your eyes peeled for announcements! In the meantime, the space is open & bookable, but pardon our dust as we work on an even sexier Hideout!