Michael Shackleton

Woody Harrelson has done an ad for Exxon. Written by Adam McKay. 👏

Why are reporters accepting his shit time and time again? There should be live fact checking on ALL politicians and the things they say on terrestrial news channels.

So he’s a bad loser AND a bad winner. Genuinely concerned that something awful will happen during these midterms as he ‘protects the election’.

I hope the “ooooh I can’t wait to get cosy under a blanket and have a hot chocolate” brigade are happy with this dogshit weather. I don’t mind rain, it’s the combo of wind and rain that feels particularly trapping. Yes it’s lovely to get the slow cooker going but I’d rather have my shorts on.

Big Bond announcement incoming this weekend. I’ve yet to rule myself out.

This is some of the best football I’ve ever seen Boro play. If you’re not enjoying this, follow another team. We’re a danger with the ball, on the break and everyone knows their roles and where their teammates are. Yeah, we could be tighter at the back BUT DRINK THIS TEAM IN AND SMILE.

That’s the one. A threat on the break all second half. We look dangerous with and without the ball these days. A brilliant team performance. WE ARE A JOY TO WATCH.

Another one Vitek should have saved there? Just got a bit passive in the last minute there. Aside from that - WHAT A PERFORMANCE. 20 shots? Should have had 6… Get another one and kill this.

Probably an own goal but Malanda has been EXCEPTIONAL. Watch his forward passing and his reading of the game. Watch his strength and his first touch. He deserved a goal there. OUTSTANDING stuff.

Bingobango! What a team goal that is.

Watching the forward line buzzing about while the back four have it and wait for the right pass is great to see. Would love a second. Some of the progressive passing has been brilliant.

If anyone knows someone with (or has) a spare ticket for Boro at Bolton this Friday night, let me know. I live in Manchester so it can be quite last minute 🙂

Almost as though it pays to have expertise involved in even the smallest of decisions rather than hamfistedly assuming you can do it yourself.

Little nudge for this…

Powerful thread. Incompetence reigned in the Tory government. The amount of money wasted and the lack of any form of planning are staggering.

If anyone knows someone with (or has) a spare ticket for Boro at Bolton this Friday night, let me know. I live in Manchester so it can be quite last minute 🙂

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Undone today by some slack defending. Thought we looked threatening throughout, a little bit more incisive once we were two down but no big panic overall. Still a brilliant start to the season, still creating plenty of chances in every game. 36 shots! On we go.

I think Borges might have had 7 efforts now.

Blammmmmmo! Created chances throughout this match and now finding more and more space.

Just criticised Conway to myself for always coming inside but that’s a great finish from some incisive play. We’ve had plenty of chances in this match and you fancy we’ll keep creating.

Can’t deny that finish, but absolutely no way we should be behind in this. Cardiff living on blocks and lucky deflections in their own box and scored with both their efforts on target. There’ll be half time changes. Borges, Cozier-Duberry, Morris all with chances either scuffed, blocked or saved.

Phillips having quite a slack game here, but Morris, Borges and Vitek all at fault for the goal. We are creating plenty of chances - Conway and Cozier-Duberry both getting into great positions. Should be level.

Little bit of slack defending and poor goalkeeping there. Especially as we’ve created 3-4 very good chances.

Very lively start - decent openings down the right already - one excellent clearance and a very presentable chance for Borges (goal machine) too.

Apparently we warmed up in a back three so expecting rampaging Brittain to score at least two worldies.

Don’t mind it - we know exactly how Cardiff will play and this feels like a pressing unit up front.

Yes and I have climbed Everest every day since turning 40 despite all evidence to the contrary.

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Basically just a conveyor belt of investigations at this point. That’s without the defections, the lack of attendance and the people who’ve simply just quit. Not a serious party and no real solutions.

Sounds like someone needs a bigger bible. Lock this twat up.

Imagine one of the most powerful leaders in the world posting a video of someone being mauled to death by a tiger and then posting an AI generated video of themselves wrestling and cuddling a tiger. You don’t have to imagine. It’s happened. And yet that is only a sliver of a really fucked up pie.

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Six wins, three draws and one loss in our first ten games. With flaws. With clangers. It’s a VERY positive start indeed, bubbling with potential #utb

I suppose there’ll come a time where the goals we concede won’t be avoidable but we did not stop picking passes and bursting past players all night, even with the subs. Morris and Brittain especially always looked to take a player out by bursting past. A really good three points in any season #utb

Watch the Borges goal again. What a take and what a finish. YESSSSSSS

Callum Brittain has been absolutely FANTASTIC tonight.

Clanger time. Especially after Conway was away a few minutes earlier. First Stoke shot on target and avoidable. BUGGGGGGER.

Stoke are a good side and in form. No panic here if it doesn’t go our way tonight. #utb

The standard argument is if you tax the rich they’ll leave the country and make the place poorer. On the other hand, if you don’t tax them and they stay, they pull this shit, making the country *much* poorer in so many ways.