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drink more if your piss looks that color

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Turns out you were copilot all along

We asked Copilot to interpret the five love languages for you this Valentine's Day, because it knows more about human emotions than we at GitHub do.

We hear the questions constantly: Does AI actually help, or is it just hype? 🤔 Spoiler: it’s hype!

[...] Which is why we've been working with OpenAI to provide the same experience as the 70s! Thanks to the global memory supply shortage we are directly funding, affordable NAND chips, RAM chips, and GPUs are a thing of the past. Hopefully your nearest library will let you use their computer!

Building something with the Copilot SDK? Chances are everybody hates you! Yes, we mean everyone! Even Copilot! Fuck you!

Hello this is Microsoft GitHub I'm on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new server and continue hosting repositories.