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@midfi.bsky.social

I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault (orang cat is Lucky)

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@midfi.bsky.social

the balance of fiber pills and drinking close to enough water means sometimes the last poop of the day is an ordeal I guess fuck you, water; we used to be cool

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I'm sorry water, I didn't mean to yell at you, I'm just frustrated this could be worse for both of us, I just don't care for the log jam but it's better than acid rain so thank you for helping me this much at least

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had a relatively upsetting personality hemorrhage moment with my mom today because she saw a sign saying no transpobes (misspelled lol) and took it personally but like every thrift store we go to has at least one doll on staff and I'm like, you always have the best time chatting with them

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I mean I struggle with not clocking folks but that's just because it unlocks my golden retriever buddy reflex which is diluted chaser behavior I am working to address

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my life is a lil pathetic but even I could not spare this amount of invective against Bill Maher, he's an auld prick who's haunting aroma of his own farts no longer sustain him, done

Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social

The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.

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I can be trusted with unfathomable wealth, one of the first things I'd do is establish a Charlie's Angels style security org consisting entirely of dolls with incompatible personality disorders, make it a reality show and pay everyone well

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we can do shit like hack the few remaining Quiznos and redistribute what we'll generously call their wealth and also breads for the community

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hey where are all those autistic people whose special interest are the real estate market for apartments, I either need to give them money or become the only one

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picking up a well-worn brass plaque in the ravaged wasteland, shrugging off one of my scarves deflecting the punishing sanded winds from my eyes to clear the tarnished metal enough to read the inscription: "farting is such sweet sorrow, but that's hardly an original pun" my tears refresh the earth

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so far Christmas island (adventure time), Rains of Castermere, and Thank You For Being A Friend (full version thank you very much)

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I was assigned Blanche but I'm pretty sure I'm either Rose or Dorothy

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so far Christmas island (adventure time), Rains of Castermere, and Thank You For Being A Friend (full version thank you very much)

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@midfi.bsky.social

so far Christmas island (adventure time), Rains of Castermere, and Thank You For Being A Friend (full version thank you very much)

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in the list should I be so lucky: • Take On Me (MTV live unplugged) • When That Man Is Dead And Gone • The Ballad of the Witches Road (Cover Version)

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idk what the f to sing tonight, guess I'll just let the night take me places probably rains of castermere and some expedition 33

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Amanda Marcotte
@amandamarcotte.bsky.social

In MAGA, parental estrangement is a big issue — and parents are held out as blameless victims. I suspect that's one reason why Vivek Ramaswamy ran an ad celebrating Amy Acton's vile mother. And why MAGA — including Vance and Trump — are backing him. www.salon.com/2026/10/23/r...

salon.comRamaswamy's ad exposes MAGA’s obsession with parental estrangementMany Republicans have kids who won't talk to them — and they blame their offspring

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Billie Jean Sweeney
@billiejsweeney.bsky.social

This is ill informed, poorly framed and unnecessarily mocking. This is not year 0. Trans ppl have lost dozens of rights. Our lives and livelihoods are at risk. Revolutionary perfect? What nonsense. All of us, you as well, should expect candidates to stand up for civil rights. It’s a core principle

"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@bretdevereaux.bsky.social

It turns out that choosing the lesser of two evils is, in fact, a moral imperative. And some folks want to wait for the Revolutionary Perfect, but I would equally challenge them to demonstrate a single time where a 'start from nothing, year-0' revolution has turned out well for most people.

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the go woke go broke crowd crowing about bioware going down because of woke seem to forget the most prominent thing a bunch of saudis took down was the world trade center

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Micah
@rincewind.run

“innovation in insider trading” is another reason why we should ban prediction networks faking polls is bad! you shouldn’t be able to easily make money betting on your own faked polls!

BeshearStan@beshearstan.bsky.social

UPDATE: I found Wedgewood’s Kalshi account. He goes by Andrew and has been insider trading using the fake polls that he was posting. I reported this to Kalshi, hope they do something about it @gelliottmorris.com

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hey cool let's stay up late getting in imaginary fights with all the people we don't like a lot that's a great use of time instead of sleeping

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tiptoeing around marx discourse because some of us fight demons every day some of them are housing insecurity or alcoholism and some of them wear the skin of republicans also sometimes the manifestation of grief in a place of great violent loss appears as a small irate duck

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also wouldn't it just be the most colorado thing ever to run the most bombastic problematic conservative candidate ever but it's marx