midgieeeek!

yesterday i learned that shrews have venomous bites and they keep poisoned comatose earthworms in their shrew pantries to eat fresh through the winter

i’m at the station does anyone need a train

ups hicc

地球征服のために、色ごとに代表的な猫たちが一堂に会しました。

once i gave someone dear to me 100 worms on a strings as a beautiful gift

fwoooo shwooosh fwumm whoof these are the wind noises

in he goes

while i’m waiting to get a new woodburner stove installed will it be ok to just light a fire on the floor

amadeus cat keeps gnawing my fingers with his tiny pointy little back teeth needs to be the back teeth have to get all of mouth around human finger

mashed potato dinner

i’m waiting for a zoom meeting to start and my face is on screen and light is reflecting off my face and i just look wet glossy like a wet sealion

it’s raining so much and i just want to lie on the floor and listen

my arm was bitten off in the war

dreamt i moved to bristol to work in space exploration and found a nice kebab shop the kebab shop wasn’t in space

do i have poppy seeds in my teeth i’ve been eating the everythingbagel seasoning out of the tub again

the Rain has arrived it is here

today there are sheep

can you smell broccoli too

putting earplugs in so i can listen to my blood

the good thing about converse shoes is they hold you so very flat upon the ground

i love QR code. i wont scan them but i believe they are a living animal

nothing is good no audiobook is correct i want a packet of crisps i have to write an assignment and inflate my tyres. crawling into a ditch to hide for all time

Does anyone know what to do? Like in general? I tried running into the side of a parked car but it didn't help

sneezing

grinding my teeth but just for fun

send me loft insulation it’s freezing and i wish to roll myself up in it

Coming soon: 3 small cups of condiments outside your house for you to dip the mail in

having a tantrum to wear me out before bedtime

uncovering a perfectly preserved mammoth in my freezer

please what are the best settings on an oven

I’ll be fine if the whole internet goes down. I will simply relearn how to read.

dogs can recognise so many words and they’re clever and good :’)

if there are mystery flecks of stuff on your screen you might think someone typed rharbles instead of marbles and wonder what rharbles means

threatening you with handheld fireworks