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JR Bourne’s character’s death in Thirteen Ghosts is the best

Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

the abolitionist's dilemma

This is a community note for the ages.

I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money

“I have horrible thoughts.”

Andrew Garfield’s impression of Peter Falk’s Columbo is surprisingly hot

September 30 October 1

bring back short shorts for men

every time there is a new SA case in the news, we share our stories. nothing ever changes. sorry for being cynical, but I’m having a really hard time with the concept of hope for a better future. especially considering the people in charge. I’m so tired.

growing up, movies made me think “killer” bees were going to be a much bigger problem than they actually are. see also: quicksand p.s. love and the utmost respect to bees

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Batman: The Animated Series (‘92-‘95) is ART

Netflix asking me to put in my phone number pissed me right tf off

being apolitical is being political but being too selfish and/or dumb to realize it

I just made the most beautiful, colorful pasta salad

tchotchkes?? this this economy???

all food is outrageously priced and now it’s almost all poisoning us. very cool fun country. and don’t get me started on the horse as beef meat fraud conspiracy.

Dolly and Tim Curry?! this is devastating.

rest in peace, legend. you’ve had such a positive impact on this world and will never be forgotten.

Hayden Panettiere’s passing is tragic whichever way you look at it. we seemed to watch Remember the Titans a lot in grade school (the Titans happened to be the mascot for the catholic high school most of were destined to attend). I feel so deeply for her daughter.

Existential dread (extended club mix)

found a large snake skin my my yard today and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it…in my entire life in this area, I’ve never seen a single snake. let alone a big one.

it’s giving Barbara and Adam Maitland

So far the best use for Flock cameras has been as an accidental honeypot to see which law enforcement officers can't resist stalking women in extremely well-documented ways, which is apparently the only thing they can be fired for or resign over. We should probably still unplug them all though!

your favorite disney princess (wrong answers only)

Soon, it will be time to disappear into a cornfield

i’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me

they should make a sleep where it feels like you’ve slept

another failed assassination attempt… what a bummer

the irrational level of hatred I have for The Adjudicator from John Wick 3

Spoken like a man adjudicated as a sexual abuser.

I wish someone would get a good punch in while he’s on camera

the rate at which home healthcare companies are merging is genuinely concerning to me

do you even use your turn signals bro

the past decade has been one long existential crisis

oof.

just found out there are mink in my neighborhood. I didn’t even know they were found in Illinois. they’re picking off my neighbor’s chickens and they warned me bc of my smaller dogs.

listen, I’m too old (38) to still be trekking to Tinley Park for shows

I wish I could be somewhere other than my own head

I know I have questionable (at best) tastes in men bc I find that Apex (2026) clip of Taron Egerton deliciously enticing