Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇

No cheating, post your lock screen

Bluesky has four kinds of users

They just look so similar

The Pokémon I identify with: If nothing else mattered in the world I’d eat and sleep all day long

Post a 3-10 second video of yourself A glimpse of why I almost never drink vodka anymore (specifically svedka)

Feel like I did pretty good considering you can’t really see where it’s almost completely rotted through on the back 😂😅

Bush so long I might braid it this weekend

I am so very sorry (no remorse in the slightest) to the hot ginger guy at the gym for staring obscenely at your pits each chance I got while you did your sets since the moment you walked in here 🙂‍↕️

Just got crop dusted by axe body spray at the gym and I think I might pass out

Give me four versions of yourself

Going back to the idea of quitting my job and selling feet pics to strangers on the internet a lot today

Going to spend the day at work watching online training videos and seeing what pumpkin carving designs I want to try this weekend that I’ll ultimately fail at

My DCOM Mount Rushmore

Name the best blunt rotation (4+you) for Pokemon characters Counting meowth since he can talk and I need the gossip between Jessie and James secret love affair

I didn’t get powers this time, just instant regret and 3lbs lighter

@localswampgay.bsky.social & @lerrrgan.bsky.social , how do you deal with nearly bald amounts of hair with winter approaching sooner rather than later? I’ve recently had an instance where I’ve lost significant weight in hair and feel I am unprepared for the coming seasons.

The lesson of the day is: Dentists are liars

Visual representation of how I’ve felt yesterday and today

As much as I love having the option to, I hate calling out of work sick because deep down I think it makes it seem like I’m a lazy worker. Even though my other coworker literally calls out every chance he gets and I’m usually the one picking up the slack at work

Tf you mean it’s not saving me?!?!?

Pedialyte save me please save me pedialyte

Love you bloomfs 💚🫂💚

Somebody take me tf out. I’m already tired of this

Istfg this might be the thing that kills me. I haven’t had a stomach bug since I was in middle school almost. Hopefully I’ll be pencil thin after tho

I didn’t read the instructions on this one and didn’t realize it foamed after a couple minutes

Never heard of Sunday scaries but Sunday sadness is in full swing 🥳

We will see how it does this year. So long as it lasts longer than a year it’ll have beaten the last one’s record

My parents delivered a package to my place last weekend and said that my door looked ghetto when they got the picture back of my package arriving so I attempted to make it look nicer. I’ll give it a week before something’s stolen or blown away

I have low impulse control

The urge to get another pitcher plant but the fear I’ll kill it again

Gone, but not forgotten

It only took me 15 min (plus almost an hour and forty five minutes of procrastinating) to put my winter clothes work bag together

Woke up, got punched in the face by my espresso cold brew, and was blessed with a Selene vampire edit to Evanescence this morning. The world is healing

I need help with an experiment for someone who is willing

So fucking full but it was worth it