Mika πŸ’š

Mika πŸ’š

@mika.rip

I stream on twitch, I watch too many movies, and I love drinking redbull. Business: mika@nani.gg where to find me: https://ripmika.carrd.co

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can't access bsky on my phone anymore because i live in texas and i have to verify my age through a third party WHICH I REFUSE TO DO

Realizing the mosquito truck is not common with people that didn’t live on the coast

Mika πŸ’š@mika.rip

Yall think my chronic migraines have anything to do with me consistently seeing how long I could hold my breath riding my bike behind the mosquito truck as it sprayed bug repellant as a kid?

Yall think my chronic migraines have anything to do with me consistently seeing how long I could hold my breath riding my bike behind the mosquito truck as it sprayed bug repellant as a kid?

The latest season of Love Island UK is so funny because 98% of the time, people are fighting and lying to each other and then it’ll will hard cut over to this one couple who got together on day 1 and are just having a fun vacation at this point lounging in the sun and calling each other angel.

Everyone else in their testimonial sections: *crying, cursing other islanders out, talking about their drama* Fitzy and Lola in theirs: β€œI think I’m ready to say I love you πŸ₯°β€

On a real note, it’s so refreshing to see two people actually playing the game. They’re open and honest with each other. When the show does kissing challenges to stir up drama, they participate but only in the most respectful ways. Always raving about one another to everyone. It’s just so sweet.

My hockey team has been on a bit of a losing streak this season but we just won our first game 3-2 and cheered so hard that I got this notification. πŸ₯° Such a fun game.

Btw Mike Babcock notoriously went through players phones and forced them to show the entire team what was in their phones and also made Mitch Marner, as a rookie, privately rank his teammates from most hardworking to lazy and then SHARED THE LIST WITH THE TEAM.

Leviticus RULED by the way. The horrors of conversion therapy and judgement of queer love. Very tense and the leads were fantastic.

Zohran Mamdani, what an angel. Don’t even live in NYC but I follow his account bc MAN does it feel hopeful to see someone in a public servant position actually, joyously, helping and embracing and loving his city and its people.

1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup. Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament. The beautiful game belongs to everyone.

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"We're shipping so much more code with AI!" "Good, stable code?" "Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"

Sue Smith@suesmith.lol

"The AI engineering impact data shows that output is up. It also shows that the work required to ensure that output is safe, correct, and maintainable has not decreased. It has increased substantially." Aye, if only any of us had been saying this from day one 🀑 www.faros.ai/blog/ai-acce...

How am I supposed to not turn into a sobbing mess when she comes to me to snuggle and then looks at me like this when I take 2 seconds to do something other than pet her

Mika πŸ’š@mika.rip

You ever just look at your dog and start fucking crying like a loser bc you wish they could live forever?

I, for one, am so excited to know everything there is to know about Faye - the woman who loved Kratos, the God of War, so fully that he changed his entire worldview and softened and grieved her so openly and vulnerably when she died.

It terrifies me that statistically there is someone out there who’s favorite Chris Redfield is the one from RE Biohazard.

Saw someone say β€œthey should make another Obsession and gender swap the roles” and….baby that is just an unstoppable lived experience for femmes. Except the male Nikki would ghost you for a week in between everything going on and tell you he’s not looking for something serious.

Friendly reminder that Brad Pitt is an abuser and there is literal documented federal evidence proving it along with the fact that ALL 6 of his children have taken Pitt out of their names and refuse to speak to him. Every time I bring it up, people are shocked because no one talks about it.

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Btw, Pax’s post is from 2020. 6 years ago. This isn’t a new thing πŸ₯° Brad Pitt just has insanely good PR firms working for him

Friendly reminder that Brad Pitt is an abuser and there is literal documented federal evidence proving it along with the fact that ALL 6 of his children have taken Pitt out of their names and refuse to speak to him. Every time I bring it up, people are shocked because no one talks about it.

Like, there are easy to find federal documents speaking about how he choked his son Maddox on a plane, beat Angelina Jolie in the plane bathroom, and poured wine on her in front of their kids in a drunken rage. The government HAD to investigate bc it happened on a plane.

2am is actually the perfect time for my dog to finally get fully and loudly interested in eating the bully stick that I gave her 2 days ago that she didn’t care for at the time.

Got a visit from a beautiful southern flannel moth today while out in the backyard. Initially was unresponsive in the grass so I thought it was a honeybee overloaded in pollen and brought it inside. It flew a lap around the kitchen and landed back on my hand before I took it back to the backyard.

Just saw an allergy medication commercial where the FIRST listed side effect was cancer and gotta say, wild gamble to take!

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Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

Some of y'all don't understand that learning a new skill or hobby takes time and you're so corrupted by short form algorithms and instant gratification that you can't fathom spending a few weeks to learn the basics and would rather ask a computer or corporation to do it for you instantly.

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Do you know how much free knowledge is available on the internet? You don't even have to put down the phone you're addicted to, man. Train your brain to have the attention span for longer form content. Stop watching things on 2x speed and putting multiple forms of content on at once.

I say this all as someone who still actively is scrolling tiktok and instagram reels daily. I am also fighting against the poisoning of short form content and am actively working to fix my attention span.

Some of y'all don't understand that learning a new skill or hobby takes time and you're so corrupted by short form algorithms and instant gratification that you can't fathom spending a few weeks to learn the basics and would rather ask a computer or corporation to do it for you instantly.

How often are you sitting there scrolling mindlessly on your phone watching stupid "POV: that one kid in class" videos when you could be learning how to do that hobby that you keep putting off or learning how to format an email so you don't have to ask ChatGPT to do it for you.

Just received an offer for partnership on Kick as well!!! May 2 can suck a fart actually!!!!

Mika πŸ’š@mika.rip

Would rather have my fingernails ripped out one by one, thanks tho!