Mike Jay

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I'm just going to put this out their... And it shouldn't need to be said... The survival of all countries requires governments to get their lips off of the asses of billionaires and tax them instead. They generate wealth and claim that they create jobs... This has continuously been proven a lie.

A genuinely brilliant ad where AI slop ads are increasing and where AI ads are shit.

Can we stop ignoring that the middle east and north Africa were some of the earliest known scientists? Maybe RFK Jr should shut the fuck up with his blatant racist verbal diarrhea on TV. Cunt.

If Farage ends up on the BBC again, I have a suggestion. A mass boycott. Which continues until the BBC fucking stop. If they don't, then steps should be taken to defund it. Farage is severely unlike by the UK public. Reform are 3rd place in polling and are NOT the party they think they should be.

Maybe Brexiters should really just be silent at this point, not in any instance has Brexit worked for anyone other than those who were betting on the UK's failure to correct after Brexit. Continuing to back Brexit corruption and Russian misinformation makes you a problem.

Love me some beta functions... Bluesky notification improvements are much better. 😅

If you didn't know... Met Office posted 2 yellow weather warnings for wind... See weather.metoffice.gov.uk/warnings-and... for details.

At this point in time... The BBC should be bankrupted. Clear fucking asskissing fascists bias.

I bet those in OpenStreetMap editors in London are having "fun" with the pedestrianisation of Oxford Street and sorting out all the bus routes that have been affected. 😅🤣

I'm an athiest... I don't believe that God exist, nor that Jesus existed to take on all sins. I know one thing. Tommy Tiny Tosspot is manipulating religion and religious texts to try to increase his influence. UK citizens are less susceptible to cults, this won't work with thiests and atheists.

Playing or following No Man's Sky? Apparently, Sean Murray has dropped and emoji... It's a 🥀 He does this so users theorise before the update is pushed a few days later. As we are close to Halloween. I believe that the update may be named "Decay". And if that's the case, it might get interesting.

Of course they are. 🙄

On day 1, we should fire Wes Streeting towards deep space.

Love me some 5pm darkness. 😄 I bet most of you don't though.

If you missed this, I'm reposting these suggestions.

I think everyone is happy that they voted you out. 🤣

👀🤣 Dying. ☠️

Grim, matey, it was "about time" over a year ago.

Then ask them the month and the year. Might as well get a feel for how far back in time they think they actually are.

Soon... 👀

I'm starting to think that there is some rapidity behind the lowering of the pressure system that is Storm Boelo. Met Office have 2 active Amber warnings. See weather.metoffice.gov.uk/warnings-and... for details.

It's that time of year again.. Flood alerts and warnings in England are showing up. See check-for-flooding.service.gov.uk for details.

Ooooo... Who else saw and experienced the squall line that passed over England earlier?

The rain today ended up being quite heavy in places. Leeds saw surface water. Unsure whether any flooding was reported.

Ugh... I'm hungry... Might have to get a sammich or something... Yes, I'm still doing the reduced eating thingy. It seems to be helping with the consistent weight loss thingy.

It's just starting to get gusty for me... Literally the first instance of wind howling I've heard.

Just been looking at the weather models... This is the current shituation... Further to this wind gust will increase overnight with certain areas peaking max wind gusts showing up at 6am.

I heard that RFK Jr, cut off a raccoons dick... To "study"... It's apparently recorded statement and often discussed by plenty on Youtube whenever reporting on the morons latest "health" take... However, I believe that it was his cheap cut of meat for the day.

Someone tape up the mouth of Elon "Wealth Hourding Hitler" Musk. If you can't have a valid opinion on fact by spewing bullshit, you shouldn't be able to say it. 👇🏻

The latter and a fucked up mental dis-reality being the reason for the rest of God's list. 👇🏻

A simpler way to remember which way the clocks turn... Spring... forward. Autumn leaves... fall... back. There doesn't need to be a complicated story.

The Tories clearly didn't fund anything correctly prior to being booted out of power and they should not be able to return to repeat their horseshit.

Storm Boelo making itself known.

Musk may have backed down but I don't see him recovering the losses caused in all countries tha thave decided to remove Starlink and Starshield use. FAFO.

Eeeesh... That rain is horrendously bad. I got soaked on my very short walk.

So, this prick is going to waste hundred of millions on shit that has already proven itself to not be profitable or useful in military decisions. Jsut look at the US' use of AI which led to the attack on a children's school in Iran that caused over 120 child deaths. Get the fuck out of here.

I'm thinking I might go for a walk in Storm Boelo since Storm Austen was nonexistent in Leeds. 🤣

Here is the updated weather warnings brought by Storm Boelo for today and Sunday. See weather.metoffice.gov.uk/warnings-and... for details.

Throw the asshat in jail already.

A reminder... Storm Boelo will be passing over on Saturday and Sunday. Here are the warnings for it.

Elon knows he's fucked if he doesn't get a Republican win. And this is why his pockets are spilling cash. When the Republicans lose in November, Musk should expect hell as that is what he will receive.

Let's discuss this shall we, Labour. Allowing further fossil fuel extraction in the North Sea to be used anywhere, will only serve to increase further deaths not just in the UK and Europe... But globally. Your decision impacts everyone, everywhere and from now and into the future, all generations.

Storm Boelo warnings have been updated. A reminder that the UK are seeing back to back storms. Today - Storm Austen Sat/Sun - Storm Boelo

Oh... I think we all knew this would happen. And it's time for politicians to grow a fucking spine.