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Spare me your artificial intelligence when we all know that ART is the OFFICIAL intelligence AMA

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

I’m having a fool time watching party and so should you

“You make everyday feel like it’s Christmas” is as much a Christmas song as Die Hard is a Christmas movie. In both instances, it’s really up to the person making the call

my hottest take is muppet fancasts of things need to stop using Uncle Deadly Uncle Deadly is cheating and almost anything you’re using Uncle Deadly for is better as Gonzo

Here are five: 5. Game Changer season 7 4. The Rehearsal season 2 3. Andor season 2 2. Seeing Phantom of the Paradise for the first time 1. The incredibly committed spit take that Jake Johnson gives in the Monopoly Go McDonald’s commercial (seen below)

Quote with your model of masculinity

Made a gif to reflect a common morning angst re: @puckdoku.com

Really neat that Anthony Hopkins’ autobiography title is an anagram of his own name 🤯

Me before movie: it’s directed by John Hughes, how bad could it be? Me, on @letterboxd.social 40 minutes before movie is finished:

The AI slop monster in the new Kurzgesagt video is looking a little Swan Boy-y to me @bransonreese.bsky.social

Goin on an absolute TEAR here on threads

Post a movie with a terrible rotten tomatoes score you like. This one is on my top 20. De Palma is the king.

They literally chose the ultimate “text my ex” sad movie

More like Bob Walk @jonbois.bsky.social

what can be greater than playing a game of golf with a gator? Man so many things

I had a dream that Always Sunny got moved to DailyMotion

Jake Johnson is so funny in the Monopoly Go ad it’s making it okay to eat McDonald’s

Daniel 🤝 Drazilian Day Lewis Drutt Lift

Hey @avalanche.bsky.social I have an idea for marketing the team. Have each player look into the camera and sincerely say “I am a snowflake.” And once the entire team has stated that they are snowflakes, have MacKinnon come on and say “Prepare to see what a legion of snowflakes is capable of.”

Gay Marriage Does Not Interfere With Straight Marriage.

Evergreen thread

Agreed. Recent examples at my nights: 1. Theatre guy doing the lounge Wonderwall 2. Shy lovely dork doing Born to be Wild 3. My friend (who’s not on Threads, sorry man) doing 10 minute My Chemical Romance song 4. Old dude doing a perfect Elvis impression… five times (honestly this one was on me)

Reply to this thread if you’d like to talk more about how Eddington is a modern What About Bob

While I don’t want the hosts to miss any more episodes, this last @getplayedpod.bsky.social was so engaging that I’d love to hear detailed storytime solo eps from @heathercampbell.bsky.social and @mattapodaca.bsky.social

I got my poutine on at the 10 PM Eddington

Happy Pride!

I know it’s reductive to tell someone to “smile more” but maybe they should do an ugly Sonicification in post so the Springsteen biopic isn’t all sullen Frownie Face McGee

What I like about Letterboxd scores is that I feel like we get a better understanding of how successful a film is for its target demographic

JFC @gamechangershow.bsky.social MISS ONCE I DARE YOU

Thank you for putting so much of yourself into Get Played, @heathercampbell.bsky.social.

who mixed down the piano on Sympathy was it you? I hope you dip a sock in a puddle just a little bit

Hey @vulture.com let me do a every Beck song of all time ranked for ya

What’s so complex about these carbohydrates Carbon plus hydrogen, sounds simple enough to me

lol re: memes

“Oh gee thanks, TLC 🙄” - guy who only listened to the song “Unpretty” up until the line “you can buy hair that won’t grow” and then turned it off … Wait these aren’t the lyrics, never mind, cancel bluesky post

Given some of the bright minds found it college, it should come as no, nay… little, surprise that tuition rhymes with fruition

“But not a real green dress, that’s cruel” is the best lyric in pop music history and it’s not even close

I love the parts of sentences that are between commas cuz it feels like a secret that the rest of the sentence doesn’t know about. “I wanted to let you know that, while we couldn’t find the map, we got there on time.” It’s like a little fourth wall breaking Shakespearean rapscallion

No better place to be on a Thursday at 10:30 pm

Sorry s2e9 of Andor, you’re not quite as good as s2e8 of Andor

TAKE THAT

Leafs round 2 game 1 or @gamechangershow.bsky.social

Eventually I’m gonna add this one to my karaolodex

umm how about I decide what music is and isn’t intriguing

Jacob Wysocki’s “which cryptids blaze” presentation on @smartypantsshow.bsky.social is so delightful

8 minutes into Game Changer and Demi continuing to prove he’s one of the best we have