Mike Tonge

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com I'm currently looking at the CILIP "Warm Spaces" report you funded in 2022. There is now an urgent need for "Cool Spaces" in our communities. I've been bothering my local County Councillors and MP, but I don't seem to be getting anywhere. Any suggestions?

Has anyone else noticed that Count Binface never looks any older? He must have a really good tincare routine.

I am also standing against a bin.

larryandpaul.bsky.social Wot?

@garytcoles.bsky.social My apologies for speling yor name rong. Fuck off Gary.

bsky.app/profile/gary... Fuck off Garry.

It's amazing how easily supposedly intelligent people will fall for a naf marketing gimmick. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What is the Capital of England? Even a fool know that the answer to that question is 'E'. But I just asked an AI, and it insists the answer is 'London'. Useless!

Brilliant phrase by a US friend of mine to describe the defence of a prolific paedophile by Trump, Bondi, Patel, Thiel, Musk and Bannon et al ‘The Creep State’

I love this insanity. Reminds me of Devo... ...and for some reason, the Mahavishnu Orchestra.

It made me laugh, out loud. Hope it makes you smile.

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Lantern Parade (late 19thc) by Danish painter Anne Sophie Petersen (1845-1910) #WomensArt

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

The BBC is in crisis in the same way that GB News would be if you put Owen Jones on the board armed with a veto and plenty of coffee.

I was in hospital yesterday. A friend visited me. His father had been brought into the same hospital the day before. "How's your dad", I asked him. "He died yesterday. But don't worry, he's alive again now." A That really happened. B I'm charging £50 a person for a full explanation.

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Monty Python understood p-hacking

Flood, 1981 by British landscape photographer Fay Godwin #womensart

You don't have to fill in any of the second page. Just click "Submit and see the poll results" at the bottom.

No capes daaarling. No capes!

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Sebastião Salgado died this week. I never liked him. But hee was the greatest photographer in my lifetime. So far.

WHAT?

@larryandpaul.bsky.social You're re-whatevering people at this time on a Saturday night. You sad, sad bastards! You'd never catch me doing anything like that.

Seriously!

Good evening www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NTV...

Iced world www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWZS...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvFB...

New profile pic. Needs more work I think.

Night Cruising www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeeq...

QRP your skull art Chosen Hill #Phoptography

I do like a bit of dark in photography. We used to get the same effect using a photocopier.

⛵️ When the timing is just right 👌 📍The Spit Main #Beach is one of those places on the #GoldCoast that rewards you for patience 😌 #photography #photographer #Australia #boat #photographersofbluesky #Nikon #Queensland #ocean #sea #waves

Good morning all. Pump Room Dome. #photography #architecture #monochrome

@parodypm.bsky.social Dickhead free, ya say? I'm here! :-)

Morning all Contacts

@countbinface.bsky.social Is this your doing?

Morning all Cross

Brian Eno Ice World www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWZS...

Seat polishing little boys.

I work all day and get half drunk at night... Audiabe by Larkin. Read by Stephen McKinley Henderson www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3Dt...

Good morning How can I help you?