Noah Milligan

I got a hankering for some mac & cheese I tell you what

you can be mad at the fact that trans people are vocally abstaining from voting, but you need to direct that anger appropriately

Fuck it. I'm having ice cream for dinner

God help me I'm writing a novel again

First, they came for the trans community And I said good! Surely, they'll stop there --centrist democrats (2026)

C'mon @espn.com, I'm trying to watch the semis here. What's up with all the technical difficulties?

given that democrats will need to flip five seats in the senate after fetterman switches parties in january it really seems like they're going to need to win some very close races where they can't actually afford to tell trans voters "fuck you, stay home"

I'm sorry, but saying the fascists are right about the trans community is not a winning proposition for dems. Fix your hearts or die

Very disheartening to see more and more Dem politicians lean into anti trans positions and when trans people say "man, this sucks" they get swarmed by people yelling at them for handing elections to the GOP. Wish they had that energy for the politicians.

The dems are currently running against a bunch of pedo supporters who crashed the economy, started a losing war with iran, and sent out secret police on our streets. And yet, for some reason, they're choosing to attack trans people, one of the groups the pedo supporters use as a scapegoat.

No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.

Cover reveal for my upcoming novella collection!

I'm still pissed about the Western Michigan game

Y'all, I'm a couple days late on this, but a new story just dropped in Okie Modern. Pretty proud of this one, and the issue is full of dazzling writers. Read them here: okiemodern.org/issues/issue...

Rented caskets???

One of the best lines in all of horror is the moment Pinhead realizes that Tiffany is neurodivergent and was only told to open the Lament Configuration; and that Channard was really behind it. Holding back fellow Cenobites, he says: “No! It is not *hands* that call us, but desire.” Because, 🧵

Wrote a new story that only kinda sucks

A new study shows that Medicare for All would save over 114,000 lives and over $1 trillion every year. The new research out of Yale shows that reductions in administrative overhead, lower pharmaceutical prices, less fraudulent billing, and fewer emergency care trips would lead to huge savings. /1

Sometimes I forget how much Warren Zevon kicks ass

Will someone pay me $10 million so I can retire please?

Talking with my bosses

Mowed the lawn, read a book in The Odyssey, submitted a couple short stories to a few mags, ate a salad. Now I need a nap

Took a walk today

Reminder this Pride Month that the more than 40% of transgender adults have attempted suicide and 81% of transgender adults in the U.S. have thought about suicide. williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/press/transp...

Star Wars would be so much more fun if Star Wars fans didn't exist

Sunday evening

this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...

I'd say because then execs are less likely to make movies like that in the future. Then we get less experimentation, representation, new voices, etc.

33 years ago today, May 16, 1993, Homer Simpson woke up from his April Fool’s Day beer explosion/candy machine-induced coma/clip show. #TheSimpsons

I want to clear the air over some recent reporting. Like many, in my youth I experimented with being expialidocious. It was a mistake, and I recognize that now. But to say I went so far with it as to be FRAGILISTIC, or even supercalifragilistic, is frankly something quite atrocious.

The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.

I really need a hot dog

Don't forget that today is independent bookstore day! A great excuse to go pick up a new read. Also, be sure to ask if they carry books by local writers since it's also indie author month.

I'm always amazed by people who are proud to announce they don't or can't read

On this April 19th, as a former Okie currently in OK, it saddens me that Timothy McVeigh ended up winning

Took a walk today

Philly's city connect jerseys or whatever are an affront to humanity

DeLauter!!! Holy shit!

All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.

your grandparents voting for reagan

I've seen enough. Give DeLauter ROY

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all