mimp

there are some specific fetishes

new profile pic

nosferatu time

vampirism isnt real but if someone with vampire autism bites you its sometimes transmissible

gay horror trope came out wrong

hazel mentioned

whats a good app to learn polish. i wanna talk to my wife

Alucard🩸

this is for my own good #vtm

new baby name "bituminous blast"

its lava spike summer

This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"

bell curve graph correlating how much i look like a corpse and how well i'm doing emotionally

i wish i could be a haunt actor but not the kind that chases and scares you i want to be a ghost who is sad and mopes

you can follow up basically any task you were just doing with "and boy are my arms tired" it doesn't have to just be ones that make sense

do you think marit lage would let me hit

first look at blue yoda

ok 16 year old me you kind of cooked with this one

Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.

why didnt that one author just say it was the nuanced of times was he stupid

once again the right has ruined something really cool by coopting it (dwelling underground and eating people)

i am unfortunately quite handsome

a lot of rock bands make the crucial mistake of not putting pipe organ in their music for some reason

hours

Deep-Cavern Bat Proxy

quirky gay people who say "oh my gods" is one of those things where i don't have a justification for it annoying the fuck out of me but it super does

Mega Wild Nacatl ex

he has a sort of beautiful princessly quality about him

bat dance 🦇

Explosive Dog

One time corporate found my NSFW alt and I had to get a stern talking to in the room right across from the Department of Scientific Bestiality Research.

I was inspired by @lovethrupoke.bsky.social's BIG trans spider woman and got a silly idea