perpetual eternal

i’m crying

Hey remember a couple months ago when I almost died from sleep apnea and begged y'all to be checked if you have symptoms of sleep apnea? Eric Bauza just died from sleep apnea. We were the same age. Don't ignore sleep apnea.

me: pendants annoy me him: why? me: they think they know everything him: I think you mean “pedants” me: *under breath* fucking pendant

Brazil, Serbia, watching a 3-year-old soccer phenom whip up on a bunch of entitled 5-year-olds… broader context aside, today felt really good on a visceral level

Flavio Bolsonaro loses his immunity since he did not run for re-election as Senator. Flavio Bolsonaro is widely expected to flee to the United States

Don't forget the Cheesecake Factory owner built a cult compound to last for 700 years in order to welcome the return of Meher Baba, the Sufism Reoriented guru and inspiration for the song "Baba O'Reilly" The House Of Worship The Cheesecake Factory Built | The FADER share.google/HcHXc1OXPeg8...

World War One was the pee war. World War Two was the poo one

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

Brazil's Lula defeats Flavio Bolsonaro with 51.75% of the vote after a chaotic day at the polls

voter fraud apparently looks like Cathedral frontman Lee Dorian officiating a wedding

triple feature tonight at the Raleigh Road Outdoor Theatre in Henderson NC: Gremlins, Clayface and the Lost Boys. The drive-in will never die! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

“Yeah I did it again, bitches. Fuck you, I like these dinners.” @billmaher lashes out, defends himself for having dinner with Trump again. He says Trump had good etiquette, never lost his temper or yelled… How nice! Imagine being this far up your own ass.

Nokia is now our household’s preferred brand of electronics. Will buy Nokia devices whenever we have a choice. $NOK

promoted after only 42 days on the payroll, and then fired over the same type of shit Kash and Hegseth might do every day? I’m beginning to think this is an unserious administration

real missed opportunity not following up #TheLastDriveIn with either Ghostwatch or Buffet Infinity

Shook Priest is the MVP of this movie #TheLastDriveIn

I presented this idea to McDonald's© five years ago and they never responded

they got nuthin’

fuck yeah they did

Some cities it's just not worth fucking with

a candidate talking about actual issues that matter to people. huh.

They’re heating the cats

jesus shitting christ

The Trump administration signed a deal giving the US a 35% stake in North American Blue Energy Partners, tied to corrupt Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt, through a Barbados-registered parent company with hidden owners. Signed by Rubio and Hegseth, it sets a 7-member board with

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this excerpt is super gross and unconscionable, but the replies are something else. Apparently companies do shit like this all. the. time.

This looks like a really cool service for people who want to hire artists who don't use AI. Check it out! hirehumanartists.com

Seen this story all day today. Every headline says "27 year old Minnesota man..." I have yet to see one with the headline that the man was Somalian. The most maligned and denigrated group in Minnesota www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/2...

When I call friends "bro" it's actually short for "Muslim Brotherhood"

omfg how can one person be so consistently bad at this

One form of the disinhibition associated with advancing dementia is an obsession with detailed descriptions of violent or transgressive behavior

I still don't know why mocking a disabled reporter wasn't enough

never would’ve called him as our first gay president

So @bubbaprog.xyz asked me to find an odd audio clip that was tacked onto the end of a mixtape from the 1990s: The lunch menu from the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Schools. I found it. Then I found a guy who's been hiding in plain sight for 30 years: The Lunch Menu Man. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqeQ...

Trust me: whatever you’re doing right now is less important than watching this candidate interview. No spoilers, just trust:

House Speaker Mike Johnson’s wife is collecting a salary from a religious nonprofit that ministers to young congressional staffers, but she won’t say who's bankrolling it.

ayyyyy

they said it couldn’t be done

I'll never get tired of posting this... christiannightmares.substack.com/subscribe

SNAP user here. A huge part of this is to maintain the stigma of making people wait in line behind you while you have to swipe one card like a cave dweller, and then tap the other one to make up the difference. You’re immediately identified as a lesser person.