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realizing I can just play mini and have fun with the game and not pro with it’s slow ass ttk

MICHIGAN We did it! Rumble at the Rhino is a done deal, and it couldn’t have happened without everybody that pulled up to spend part of the weekend with us. 🥇 Grumble at the Gorilla 🥈 Serpentine 🥉 Imported Yellow Brick Chili Huge thank you to everybody that came out to rumble. Ggs from Ypsi! 🦑🦏🐙

Recent twitter events made me feel like speaking, not a hit piece but just expressing irritation with the “competitive” community. 🔗 youtu.be/jpSUw52fZ70

How to treat our scene like an actual sport so we don’t stagnate. #compsplatoon

Inktober Day 7: Zenno Rob Roy #inktober2026 #inktober #zennorobroy

Inktober Day 8: El Condor Pasa #inktober2026 #inktober #elcondorpasa

Inktober Day 11: Still In Love - I will catch up somehow lol. Apologies I'm lagging behind just been too busy. #inktober2026 #inktober #stillinlove

Inktober Day 12, 13, 14: Biwa Hayahide, Agnes Digital, Matikanetannhauser - I find myself drawing sports stuff when I don't have any idea on what to draw lol. I used to draw them a lot back then cause the poses are always dynamic. #inktober2026 #inktober #umamusume

Inktober Day 15: Rice Shower #inktober2026 #inktober #riceshower

Inktober Day 16, 17, 18: Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, Duramente, Tamamo Cross Lol After that ninja Rice Shower. I just had the itch to continue the fantasy illustration going. #inktober2026 #inktober #umamusume

Umatober Day 17 Digital looking at Nature looking at nature #umamusume

Food wars would have be so fucking good if it wasn’t so horny

Gurren Lagann is so balls to the wall

Hey so about that tournament

I give in man. Too much AoE we need the gluck gluck 3000

Dear Cygames, please add a system where you can trade in uma’s for some you don’t want. I want my late surger. Also Daiwa… your fans only like your for your tits and still NPC Light Hello has you beat! Screw you, screw your boobs, and I hope you get woodchips in ur eye every time you train!

“There is no path before me, only in my wake.“

here are the moonlight stickers i handed out at riptide! im glad everyone who got one seemed to like them. i have a bunch left over, so i'll have them at bd11 as well.

If I make a tweet about Squeezer will I become a god too?

Okay #compsplatoon the devs atp need to bring the top of the game down to the third tier. Nothing should be at the second tier if this is the pattern of balancing we want to go with. The best weapons are too active compared to everything else so let just finish the job we started.

Hilariously carbon is still fucked. Liter has wave and mines, gal has wail, cblast has sensor and a panic button, and tri has fizzy bomb spam. Carbon is copium and we all know it. #compsplatoon

Shooter tier list for 11.3.0. We gotta do something. #compsplatoon

Clearly someone is gonna lose their job if they actually nerf 52…

the fuck did the short range shooters do bro. Carbon and tri buff, splashdown buff. Short range shooters are so done for. How much more until they realize 52 isn’t affected by these?! #compsplatoon

FRZ-N is the best pro kit now undeniably. Shooter players can’t have healthy shit. We either have 52 or we have special spam. Fuck fuck fuck! #compsplatoon

I’m so fucking done bro. #compsplatoon is cooked.

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they are the same person sometimes I swear.

I’ve never train an S rank #umamusume but when I try independent training for the first time I immediately get an S+ mambo? AFKing being this good is just dumb but also so fucking hilarious.

played #SplatoonRaiders demo at target. Actually so so so tragic that it’s an exclusive. I don’t think the switch 1 could even handle the demo well.

I think number 5 died on the track because god damn! #umamusume

I’m just gonna say it, Clams is the best mode right now in the current environment. Every other mode feels so immobile. Clams isn’t even that good right now either. It’s just the best we got. #compsplatoon

HubBubble / DJ Spinsalt has to be one of Splatoon’s most ingenious songs #SplatoonRaiders has so many genres meshed into what it is. it’s just so peak

#SplatoonRaiders TF?

#SplatoonRaiders OST got me like

Raiders might have the most interesting music so far In the series! This shit is crazy! #splatoon #SplatoonRaiders

I truly believe in the grass wonder supremacy #umamusume

Still in love needs a fucking movie! Please please please! I would cry for the first time in 3 years if I got to watch it! #umamusume

We broke the peak! 2400 here I come! #compsplatoon Midrange is the method.

Woahhhhhh fine motion only has one ornament? #umamusume

Bout to do a run with… her… ew. gross. I dislike Daiwa but I’m curious on how she interacts with my goat vodka in her own campaign. #umamusume

yo yo yo what does this mean? What are they cooking? Huh? What? #compsplatoon #splatoon

I have this problem where I can’t make myself progress in the the game story without having unlocked the actual character first. I am now stuck gambling for Silence Suzuka. #umamusume