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I don't think I ever did a proper intro post on here. Ah, well...

Every day is leg day 😭🤣

Happy pride to u pimps

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Interesting how @wikipedia.org chose to sanitize this George Quaintance painting.

Wearing my Grindr shirt to the office today. Let's see if anybody notices

I don't lift heavy I don't rep quick and fas' I go to the gym To...

New red Chucks, who dis? ...and they're already scuffed up from the motorcycle gear lever. I actually bought this old pair back in the 80s, back when Chucks were considered "affordable sneakers"

"I learned back in my teens There's no point in protestin' If you look good in tight jeans That's what they'll want you dressed in." -Nancy, from Groundhog Day The Musical

April 29th is #NationalZipperDay! Have you thanked your zipper recently?

My local RuPaul expert says that she says that if you don't know what to do with your hands, put them in an upside down heart shape ۵ I can't multitask, so this proved more annoying than helpful while doing the adductor/abductor machine.

Barbell rows. Bent over barbell rows. Bent over. #posteriorchain

when life imitates shirt

Barbell row. Caffeine withdrawal.

CB500F

#SFRW

I swear my gym outfits are random. (Okay, quasi random--I have a system!) This serendipitous all-red, all-Amoresy combination felt motivational!

On my knees

Yet another example of how my upper body looks better on leg day workouts. Why is that?

White spandex don't lie.

No-sleep, half-hungover workout. Is this what it feels like to be a Castro twink? #totallyworthit

is it bad that my fursona is Posh Spice?

Despite being sizable, considering all the expensive issues I've had in the past 6 months, I'm now more in debt than I was before my income tax refund. I had plans, but I was still able to afford myself some new bathroom accessories! (This may also have to double as my outfit for Dore this year.)

Seriously want to support the trans community? Really? How about instead of a little social media post you skip a Triple Soy McFatass Latte and make a little donation to The Trevor Project to help with suicide prevention and other resources now that we've fucked them over by failing to protect them?

I wish I could hack skateboarding, but I do appreciate the anti-capitalist sentiment. www.instagram.com/p/DHwrNcqtP9Y

Sumo deadlifts

I get sports now. It's about reducing a man to numbers and then making those numbers do imaginary fights in your head.

i miss when i could google things

i just figured that the solution is to be more annoying

Why does the stuff you buy at Costco, despite being twice the amount as what you get at a regular grocery store, only seem to last half as long?

beef cheeks. post workout. yes, _those_ cheeks, not the ones I'm sure you're envisioning you slut

haha only ½ pull-up

Pretty sure the ad/ab machine knows I didn't shower this morning 😔😱😅

Castro gays and their rat-sized dogs

First week back after a month off. I feel humbled, small and weak, and sore.

Refilled my PrEP while it's still covered

Straight people run around spitting out a bunch of fucking kids they don't half ass raise, sucking up resources and then wanna blame gay folk for everything wrong with the goddamn fucked up world. Ya'll got shit bass ackwards, motherfuckers.

hot take: Wicked is ALSO a prequel to Shrek

"gulf of muskcango"

Remember, when eating the rich, you don't necessarily have to kill them first. Follow me for more culinary tips!

Git: "Stage this hunk"? What am I, planning a Chippendales show?

when you can't help but hear someone in the restroom and can't help but think wtf have they been eating

You'll never slice yourself into a small enough shape for them to love you. Aim the blade outward.